Minor things that make you happy

[Bungle]

Eeewww! I've never had that, I've had water in my ear and it sounds like an underwater plane and the relief when you remove it is relieving.

That's what I mean Mick, I tilt my head and it dribbles out. Anyway, how do you know what an underwater plane sounds like? Did you captain that Malaysia flight?

 

[Walken]

That's what I mean Mick, I tilt my head and it dribbles out. Anyway, how do you know what an underwater plane sounds like? Did you captain that Malaysia flight?

I imagine he could give some shrewd advice on finding the plane

 

[Huyton Layne]

Weird! Finishing toothpaste is depressing as you can't get enough on the last brush,

Finishing deodorant is a nightmare, when you have minima left and your pits are crying out for refrehment it is disappointing, one arm pit might get done and the other has to depend on aftershave

Oh I buy stuff on sale in bulk these days so borrowing the bird's deoderant or using baking soda instead of toothpaste is a thing of the past

 

[Bungle]

I imagine he could give some shrewd advice on finding the plane

Is that before or after he's;

Befriended a young boy

Performed a Rap

Stood me up at Fulham away

Asked a stranger at a petrol station for a photo of his broken phone

Posted a photo of him holding the Echo

Sat in a layby doing imaginary commentary

Threatened someone's mum

Compiled an extensive diary comparable to Ann Frank

Enjoyed the bantz on the away coach as the boys snort coke off each others balls

Stop me when this is getting boring mate....

 

[Eusebio]

Is that before or after he's;

Befriended a young boy

Performed a Rap

Stood me up at Fulham away

Asked a stranger at a petrol station for a photo of his broken phone

Posted a photo of him holding the Echo

Sat in a layby doing imaginary commentary

Threatened someone's mum

Compiled an extensive diary comparable to Ann Frank

Enjoyed the bantz on the away coach as the boys snort coke off each others balls

Stop me when this is getting boring mate....

It got boring before befriending a young boy

 

[Bungle]

It got boring before befriending a young boy

Hahahaha you genuinely made me LOL then Mick, you're a good sport really.

Anyway mate, what have you been up to today?

 

[The Cowboy]

Eeewww! I've never had that, I've had water in my ear and it sounds like an underwater plane and the relief when you remove it is relieving.

When I was learning to surf (badly) in Australia, my sinuses would completely fill up with water. The release from the ears is one thing, bending down to put socks on and having a torrent of seawater come out your nose is another.

 

[Eusebio]

Hahahaha you genuinely made me LOL then Mick, you're a good sport really.

Anyway mate, what have you been up to today?

I'm at work mate are you? Last 2 days before I go away on Thursday. How is your day?

And I'm getting used to being called Mick, I've started to answer to it now

 

[PITA]

Hahahaha you genuinely made me LOL then Mick, you're a good sport really.

Anyway mate, what have you been up to today?

Now who's befriending a young boy?

 

[Bungle]

I'm at work mate are you? Last 2 days before I go away on Thursday. How is your day?

And I'm getting used to being called Mick, I've started to answer to it now

Did I see you're going to Egypt mate? On your own or are you taking a lady friend?

 

[Bungle]

Now who's befriending a young boy?

 

[Eusebio]

Did I see you're going to Egypt mate? On your own or are you taking a lady friend?

With my Mrs mate. 7 nights, a last minute thing, only booked it last week, would've been nice to go for 14 but hopefully we can get away again this year. Are you going away?

 

[Bungle]

With my Mrs mate. 7 nights, a last minute thing, only booked it last week, would've been nice to go for 14 but hopefully we can get away again this year. Are you going away?

How long have you been with this one Mick? Is she a keeper? I've already used up all my holiday for this year so I don't get a holiday until next year now.

 

[Walken]

I'm at work mate are you? Last 2 days before I go away on Thursday. How is your day?

And I'm getting used to being called Mick, I've started to answer to it now

how valuable are you in your job, do you pretty much run the gaff?

 

[Baines' left foot]

I was in the gym yesterday and I was trying to find some weights. I saw one on the floor that wasn't being used and this fat, tattooed, grey haired, ear ringed, vest wearing ted comes over "I'm using that." No please, thanks, or excuse me. Nothing. So I just passed it to him, he didn't say anything. "You're welcome." I said, as I eye balled him. "Errr errrr, sorry errrr". Bell end.