Minor things that make you happy

[silent bob]

Golden Wonder plain crisps.

A blast from the past but in the 70s Smiths Savoury Vinegar crisps were amazing.

 

[larbert toffee]

Heard today of a mate of mine having a laugh at a cold callers expense, went something like this----

Ring,Ring
Mate-hello
Foreign operator-Hello I believe that someone in your house has been involved in an accident
Mate-Yes that was me
F.O.-Was it the other drivers fault
Mate-Yes and I was killed
F.O.-That's good because it was the other drivers fault we can help you,I am now handing you to my supervisor.
Supervisor-Hello have you been involved in an accident ?
Mate-Yes it was the other drivers fault and I was killed---------Silence for a minute----Then he hung the phone up.

It annoys me when I get the odd call but I am now going to do likewise and have a laugh with them.

 

[summerisle]

A blast from the past but in the 70s Smiths Savoury Vinegar crisps were amazing.

Home Bargains : all Golden Wonder crisps 20p.

 

[kev]

Heard today of a mate of mine having a laugh at a cold callers expense, went something like this----

Ring,Ring
Mate-hello
Foreign operator-Hello I believe that someone in your house has been involved in an accident
Mate-Yes that was me
F.O.-Was it the other drivers fault
Mate-Yes and I was killed
F.O.-That's good because it was the other drivers fault we can help you,I am now handing you to my supervisor.
Supervisor-Hello have you been involved in an accident ?
Mate-Yes it was the other drivers fault and I was killed---------Silence for a minute----Then he hung the phone up.

It annoys me when I get the odd call but I am now going to do likewise and have a laugh with them.

Try this one

 

[summerisle]

Feeling full and contented after a pie dinner.

 

[summerisle]

Father Ted.

 

[Yorkie]

Having stuff to do on your day off but all of it being pleasant /interesting

 

[The Cowboy]

My 2 year old daughter waking in the night and shouting out 'daddddyyyyy!!'. At least someone out there likes me

 

[Abraders]

Fortune cookies. Boss.

 

[Groucho]

IT'S BIN DAY

 

[carlos21]

Having stuff to do on your day off but all of it being pleasant /interesting

Morning mate.

 

[GlosBlue]

My mum (who is nearly 65 and can't use a mobile properly) texting me this morning to say "Your wish came true for Everton love mum x x"

Ha ha!

 

[larbert toffee]

When I am doing the ironing (A minor thing which makes me unhappy) I put on my smart tv in the kitchen and watch bands from the 70's and 80's minutes ago I was singing and dancing whilst ironing to Ian Dury and the Blockheads in concert ,absolutely bleedin magic

 

[ianefc]

lollollollollol

 

[carlos21]

Having stuff to do on your day off but all of it being pleasant /interesting

Hi Yorkie