Minor things that make you happy


Heard today of a mate of mine having a laugh at a cold callers expense, went something like this----

Ring,Ring
Mate-hello
Foreign operator-Hello I believe that someone in your house has been involved in an accident
Mate-Yes that was me
F.O.-Was it the other drivers fault
Mate-Yes and I was killed
F.O.-That's good because it was the other drivers fault we can help you,I am now handing you to my supervisor.
Supervisor-Hello have you been involved in an accident ?
Mate-Yes it was the other drivers fault and I was killed---------Silence for a minute----Then he hung the phone up.

It annoys me when I get the odd call but I am now going to do likewise and have a laugh with them.
 
larbert toffee said:
Heard today of a mate of mine having a laugh at a cold callers expense, went something like this----

Ring,Ring
Mate-hello
Foreign operator-Hello I believe that someone in your house has been involved in an accident
Mate-Yes that was me
F.O.-Was it the other drivers fault
Mate-Yes and I was killed
F.O.-That's good because it was the other drivers fault we can help you,I am now handing you to my supervisor.
Supervisor-Hello have you been involved in an accident ?
Mate-Yes it was the other drivers fault and I was killed---------Silence for a minute----Then he hung the phone up.

It annoys me when I get the odd call but I am now going to do likewise and have a laugh with them.
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When I am doing the ironing (A minor thing which makes me unhappy) I put on my smart tv in the kitchen and watch bands from the 70's and 80's minutes ago I was singing and dancing whilst ironing to Ian Dury and the Blockheads in concert ,absolutely bleedin magic:dance:
 

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