Minor things that make you happy

I am usually ready before the mrs when we go anywhere so I go start the car and wait for her, then when she goes to open the door I pull away, I continue to do this about 5 or 6 times up the road, sometimes she'll just stand there in a strop so I reverse back to her and she thinks she's won, then I pull away again.

It never ceases to amaze me how much it makes me laugh.
Nowai have you got a mrs
 
Haha, mate you've used my advice to obtain your own woman, why would you doubt me?

If I carry on behaving how I do I fear I won't have one much longer, she'll either have left me or I'll have reversed over her.
Just joking kidda. I bet Bungs is a hit with the ladies.

Don't run her over, if you don't kill her you'll never hear the end of it ffs.
 
Popping back onto GOT after a long while and being remembered for....

A. Being a sexual deviant

B. Loving poo.

Really brings a tear to my eye (being remembered not the poo)
 

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