minor things that make you fume

Toast said:
School run.
Loads of parents walking with kids on the slim pavements. It's busy.

The amount of women just walking, not looking where they are going cos they are transfixed looking at their mobile phones is amazing.

I feel like doing The Verve music video and just steaming straight through them.
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It's the like that on the school yard too mate.

Women having full on arguments on their phones about nothing, in ear shot of everyone else.

They're usually clad head to toe in gym gear, despite having a gut and a fat arse, with the obligatory Audi, double parked outside.
 

Tree13 said:
Sister-in-law is staying with us prior to starting uni next week. She is the laziest human being I have ever met in my entire life.

Sleeps twelve hours every night, and would sleep longer if one of us didn't wake her up. Then slumps on the sofa and stays there all day, alternating between spending an hour of Facebook and then napping for an hour. Come lunchtime, she complains she's tired. Hasn't washed a dish of her own volition from the moment she arrived. When she was asked to do some hoovering the other day she rolled her eyes and shambled away to do it, muttering about modern slavery. Every day, without fail, she barely moves for ten hours and then complains she's cold. On top of all that, she's a ridiculously picky eater - turned her nose up at worcestershire sauce yesterday (on cheese on toast, of all things) because it's "too spicy"... and then happily enquires if we can go out for Thai food at some point.

I can't decide whether to put her in a bowl of rice overnight or just throw her away.
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I bet she's real fit tho?
 
Tree13 said:
Sister-in-law is staying with us prior to starting uni next week. She is the laziest human being I have ever met in my entire life.

Sleeps twelve hours every night, and would sleep longer if one of us didn't wake her up. Then slumps on the sofa and stays there all day, alternating between spending an hour of Facebook and then napping for an hour. Come lunchtime, she complains she's tired. Hasn't washed a dish of her own volition from the moment she arrived. When she was asked to do some hoovering the other day she rolled her eyes and shambled away to do it, muttering about modern slavery. Every day, without fail, she barely moves for ten hours and then complains she's cold. On top of all that, she's a ridiculously picky eater - turned her nose up at worcestershire sauce yesterday (on cheese on toast, of all things) because it's "too spicy"... and then happily enquires if we can go out for Thai food at some point.

I can't decide whether to put her in a bowl of rice overnight or just throw her away.
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Sadly she's left you with very little option but to sedate her and sell her to an Eastern European prostitution ring. Be sure to pack a bottle of Worcestershire sauce in her bag before you send her off with Vlad and Igor.
 

degsy said:
On the other hand she might fit right in
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Actually, I do hold a grain of concern for her. I think she's going to struggle to make friends or live harmoniously in halls. She is rude and self-centred, and I predict someone is going to punch her in the face fairly early in the term.

I am already practicing my "I told you so" smirk.
 
Been out looking at purchasing a new settee.
First shop, walked round with the Mrs, browsing, getting measurements etc, perfect.
Second shop, walked in, within seconds set upon by a very stereotypical salesman, who proceeded to follow us around the shop and was dead pushy.
He had a sofa I wanted as well and probs would have got the sale if he hadn't annoyed me.
 

Tree13 said:
Sister-in-law is staying with us prior to starting uni next week. She is the laziest human being I have ever met in my entire life.

Sleeps twelve hours every night, and would sleep longer if one of us didn't wake her up. Then slumps on the sofa and stays there all day, alternating between spending an hour of Facebook and then napping for an hour. Come lunchtime, she complains she's tired. Hasn't washed a dish of her own volition from the moment she arrived. When she was asked to do some hoovering the other day she rolled her eyes and shambled away to do it, muttering about modern slavery. Every day, without fail, she barely moves for ten hours and then complains she's cold. On top of all that, she's a ridiculously picky eater - turned her nose up at worcestershire sauce yesterday (on cheese on toast, of all things) because it's "too spicy"... and then happily enquires if we can go out for Thai food at some point.

I can't decide whether to put her in a bowl of rice overnight or just throw her away.
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If she likes laying on her back 12 hrs a day there's better suited jobs out there for her than uni
 
Toast said:
Been out looking at purchasing a new settee.
First shop, walked round with the Mrs, browsing, getting measurements etc, perfect.
Second shop, walked in, within seconds set upon by a very stereotypical salesman, who proceeded to follow us around the shop and was dead pushy.
He had a sofa I wanted as well and probs would have got the sale if he hadn't annoyed me.
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Buy online mate
 

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