minor things that make you fume

[Norwegian Cow]

Selling stuff online, agree a sale and set a time for them coming to pick it up and they never show.

 

[bring back the catt]

Me and the wife would totally agree, and then we did something about it.

Lost 2 stone each over the last 3 months. Feel much better.

HOW? Please, do tell.

 

[Groucho]

HOW? Please, do tell.

Atkins

 

[bring back the catt]

Atkins

Drat, I tried that early in this millennium.
I achieved quite dramatic results initially, only to put the lot back on again. It is not really wise to cut out one of our important nutrients, carbohydrates in this instance, for too long. Being omnivores, as we (semi) humans are, they form part of our diet, as they all perform important functions, and all parts of our diet are essential to our well-being.
I did try the Max Plank ( this is genuine, I promise) diet , which also worked. Again, unfortunately, with only short term benefits.
Probably best if I didn't bother again, because age is against me now to be honest.
But that is me, and I am sure you and Mrs Groucho will enjoy greater success and lasting benefits.
Happy Atkins!

 

[Groucho]

Drat, I tried that early in this millennium.
I achieved quite dramatic results initially, only to put the lot back on again. It is not really wise to cut out one of our important nutrients, carbohydrates in this instance, for too long. Being omnivores, as we (semi) humans are, they form part of our diet, as they all perform important functions, and all parts of our diet are essential to our well-being.
I did try the Max Plank ( this is genuine, I promise) diet , which also worked. Again, unfortunately, with only short term benefits.
Probably best if I didn't bother again, because age is against me now to be honest.
But that is me, and I am sure you and Mrs Groucho will enjoy greater success and lasting benefits.
Happy Atkins!

We're not currently on it, and have so far kept most of it off, as @Morag will tell you.

 

[bring back the catt]

We're not currently on it, and have so far kept most of it off, as @Morag will tell you.

Good news for you both. I sincerely trust the trend continues.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Nuckfugget on bbc news about the british olympic squad training in 'Belo HorizonCH'

Not 'Horizonte' but 'Horizonch'

Gabshoites.

 

[Rob17896]

Selling stuff online, agree a sale and set a time for them coming to pick it up and they never show.

Referring to somebody with the prefix @ a name will suffice thank you. No need to display your wonderful insight into social media.

 

[Groucho]

Referring to somebody with the prefix @ a name will suffice thank you. No need to display your wonderful insight into social media.

On here mate, it tags someone in.

Did you mean in real life? If so I agree.

 

[jal123]

On here mate, it tags someone in.

Did you mean in real life? If so I agree.

Me too, got me in real trouble because we call the woman with the fat arse and tatty hair that works in our local @chubbsytattyhead

 

[Groucho]

Modern burgers.

And by that, I mean the ones that are five times as big as your gob. And they need a stick to hold them together.

Sure they're nice. They're very nice.

But eating them, which surely is the point, is difficult without making a mess akin to my kids' mess while eating.

 

[Rob17896]

On here mate, it tags someone in.

Did you mean in real life? If so I agree.

Yep in real life. They will refer to them like that in email and text.

 

[Groucho]

Yep in real life. They will refer to them like that in email and text.

That's daft.

Any need?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

When my other half's mum and dad are down, and she passes her dad the Sky remote like she's just done now!

 

[jal123]

When my other half's mum and dad are down, and she passes her dad the Sky remote like she's just done now!

Take it off of him, look him straight in the eye and then slap your bird with it.

He'll find it hard, but will ultimately respect you for it.