minor things that make you fume

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Take it off of him, look him straight in the eye and then slap your bird with it.

He'll find it hard, but will ultimately respect you for it.

I gave her the eyes...................................... and she just started pulling faces at me.

Crushed glass in her Cornflakes tomorrow!

 

[The Cowboy]

That's daft.

Any need?

I've seen the @ thing only once and it made me cringe.

It can be troublesome when you're writing an email to a group, then you want to place an action on a particular sentence. Usually, I will write.

Groucho,

This bit relates to you personally, that's why your name is in bold.

Thanks
The Cowboy

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Modern burgers.

And by that, I mean the ones that are five times as big as your gob. And they need a stick to hold them together.

Sure they're nice. They're very nice.

But eating them, which surely is the point, is difficult without making a mess akin to my kids' mess while eating.

You end up getting to the point where you just give up and lash it.

 

[l4toffee]

You end up getting to the point where you just give up and lash it.

Quitter

 

[The Cowboy]

Nuckfugget on bbc news about the british olympic squad training in 'Belo HorizonCH'

Not 'Horizonte' but 'Horizonch'

Gabshoites.

 

[Groucho]

You end up getting to the point where you just give up and lash it.

No mate I manage the whole lot lol

 

[Groucho]

I've seen the @ thing only once and it made me cringe.

It can be troublesome when you're writing an email to a group, then you want to place an action on a particular sentence. Usually, I will write.

Groucho,

This bit relates to you personally, that's why your name is in bold.

Thanks
The Cowboy

Ah I see.

Yeah that'd be annoying.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

No mate I manage the whole lot lol

Do you have to undo the button on your jeans when your finished though.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Quitter

I agree mate.

 

[Groucho]

Do you have to undo the button on your jeans when your finished though.

Often

 

[JimmyJeffers]

It's going to be horrendous, isn't it?!

Stoke are clear favourites at the moment, followed by Sunderland and Middlesbrough. Can't rule the RS out, though they're no doubt awaiting orders from Dortmund as to what's en vogue this season.

Totally agree. Keep an eye on Newcastle in the championship doing this as well.

 

[john jako]

That they still haven't brought back 'it's a knockout'. Get chegwin and bruno back now.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I see. I'll bet you say "Boo-nez" for "Belenenses" in a put-on attempt at a Porchugay-zee accent as well, dontcha?

Come round here & say 'horizonch' or 'boo-nez' , and I kicky your head in. x

 

[MikeH72]

Footballer name pronunciations that our commentators make up to avoid saying their real name because they think it sounds silly. The most recent one is N'Golo "KONT-EH" rather than Kante (Kant-eh), since they found out at the Euros that he plays for France they'll go out of their way to make his name sound more French. Isn't he African anyway, from Senegal or somewhere?

Another serial offender is "ON-tony" Martial. It's Anthony. His name is Anthony.

 

[The Cowboy]

I see. I'll bet you say "Boo-nez" for "Belenenses" in a put-on attempt at a Porchugay-zee accent as well, dontcha?

Come round here & say 'horizonch' or 'boo-nez' , and I kicky your head in. x

It's a minefield, for sure. You'll never, ever find me saying 'Barthelona', but then we went to Ciutadella in Menorca recently, which we were informed by a barman was pronounced 'theo-ta-daya', after which it felt wrong not to follow suit.

Should an Englishman give it the full roll of the tongue when saying Llandudno?