minor things that make you fume

l4toffee · May 19, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
Got back ended this morning on the A406 for the 2nd time in 6 months.

My back is absolutely destroyed.

were there is blame there is a claim. But let's be honest mate your back is fine you fibber

jaycee · May 19, 2015

davids said:
A middle aged man calling himself The Edge.

Leave edge alone hes a good lad,some of his old stories are great

Baines' left foot · May 19, 2015

l4toffee said:
were there is blame there is a claim. But let's be honest mate your back is fine you fibber

Haha. The first accident I had in December I wasn't too badly injured to be honest. This one though has goosed me. Can't turn my neck to the left and my shoulders are buggered.

Time to get some money back of these insurance companies.

blue4eva77 · May 19, 2015

Minimeister said:
Viagra always getting hold of your e-mail addresses.

stiff competition out there mate

l4toffee · May 19, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
Haha. The first accident I had in December I wasn't too badly injured to be honest. This one though has goosed me. Can't turn my neck to the left and my shoulders are buggered.

Time to get some money back of these insurance companies.

you stick to that story mate and you'll be quids in.

AlE · May 19, 2015

Thunder and lightning in May.

Koff England

cduff · May 20, 2015

People who use the word literally incorrectly.
No you didn't "literally" explode with laughter (more's the pity!).

Gwladys St. Glory · May 20, 2015

cduff said:
People who use the word literally incorrectly.
No you didn't "literally" explode with laughter (more's the pity!).

It's been misused for over 150 years...

DualityNSNO · May 20, 2015

cduff said:
People who use the word literally incorrectly.
No you didn't "literally" explode with laughter (more's the pity!).

I literally do mate. When I laugh I explode into atoms, then, just like that blue bloke from Watchmen, I get back together and carry on with my life.

A literally majestic sight.

Gwladys St. Glory · May 20, 2015

Layne said:
you know when your wife's acting like a C. then you ask her to stop acting like a C but instead of it actually doing that it just makes her act more of a C. Proper winds me up.

Crazy is not a bad word...pisses them off more, too. Use it sparingly.

cduff · May 20, 2015

People who put "Return Receipt" on EVERY EMAIL.

COYBL25 · May 20, 2015

People who treat waiting staff like servants. Is it any wonder your food is served with pubic hair !

COYBL25 · May 20, 2015

Smack rats that hang around supermarket car parks offering to take your trolley back and robbing the quid out of the trolley.

ToffeeDoug · May 20, 2015

Gwladys St. Glory said:
It's been misused for over 150 years...

A mainstay of those old Colemanball books, derived from Private Eye picking the worst of sports commentators, TV presenters etc...."he literally had his head glued to that book".