minor things that make you fume

summerisle · May 1, 2015

Sir said:
Unfortunately some markets don't take a card...

Sir

I get my servant to buy my commestibles.

ToffeeDoug · May 1, 2015

Why do women never seem to go out with more than 68p in their purse as anything more is just too risky. By contrast, if I have less than £30 on my person I am positively twitchy in case it all goes wrong and I can't make it home.

Minimeister · May 1, 2015

Jamie Redknapp.

Walken · May 2, 2015

Groucho said:
I 100% agree with your hate for bad grammar.

My mum was an English teacher, I had excellent diction at age 2.

pleased to hear that your nob grew early

Groucho · May 2, 2015

Walken said:
pleased to hear that your nob grew early

And then stopped, sadly.....

rascal · May 2, 2015

Waking up petrified that you're late for work, before remembering it's the weekend. Those first five seconds of the day are scary though.

hibbos left peg · May 2, 2015

Waking up with cramp

people who jump on the boxing bandwagon for fights like tonights, the biggest collective band wagon jump in the history of sport.

48-0

rascal · May 2, 2015

hibbos left peg said:
Waking up with cramp

people who jump on the boxing bandwagon for fights like tonights, the biggest collective band wagon jump in the history of sport.

48-0

People only care about the big fights, it's just the way it is.

hibbos left peg · May 2, 2015

Isn't that the truth its abit like when you watch a major cup final in that respect

ToffeeDoug · May 2, 2015

rascal said:
Waking up petrified that you're late for work, before remembering it's the weekend. Those first five seconds of the day are scary though.

Er...waking up thinking it is the weekend and then realising that it is still Friday.

Tree13 · May 2, 2015

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
When my other half uses the laptop, and it pings up there is only 6% power left, she just turns it off instead of plugging it in to charge up, she does it all the time, gets on my tits big style!

Beginning to think you and I are married to the same person.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · May 2, 2015

Tree13 said:
Beginning to think you and I are married to the same person.

Does she look like a she devil mate?

Baines' left foot · May 2, 2015

Being ill on bank holiday weekend FFS.

COYBL25 · May 2, 2015

ToffeeDoug said:
Why do women never seem to go out with more than 68p in their purse as anything more is just too risky. By contrast, if I have less than £30 on my person I am positively twitchy in case it all goes wrong and I can't make it home.

This winds me up something chronic. I can guarantee if I'm going out with my missus or with her and the kids she won't have a bean on her. This is depsite the fact that she may have known for weeks that we were going out. The inevitable search for the cash machine then starts, which can sometimes make us late if we're meeting people.