minor things that make you fume

[Huyton Layne]

Does this happen often mate?

Does*

 

[Huyton Layne]

You know when you do a poo and deciede to have a sniff of the tissue, but put it too close and it goes on your nose? I hate it when that happens. You'd think you'd learn from your mistakes but no, it happens to me everytime I go the bog.

 

[Sapie88]

Quitting smoking and not being able to poo.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

When my other half uses the laptop, and it pings up there is only 6% power left, she just turns it off instead of plugging it in to charge up, she does it all the time, gets on my tits big style!

 

[quasi modo]

When my other half uses the laptop, and it pings up there is only 6% power left, she just turns it off instead of plugging it in to charge up, she does it all the time, gets on my tits big style!

Bin her off lad.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Bin her off lad.

Between the laptop and forgetting to turn the oven off when she's finished with it,don't think I haven't thought of it mate.

 

[quasi modo]

Between the laptop and forgetting to turn the oven off when she's finished with it,don't think I haven't thought of it mate.

Next time she leaves the oven on put her head in it.

 

[l4toffee]

You know when you do a poo and deciede to have a sniff of the tissue, but put it too close and it goes on your nose? I hate it when that happens. You'd think you'd learn from your mistakes but no, it happens to me everytime I go the bog.

Seek help

 

[Deleted member 28206]

When my other half uses the laptop, and it pings up there is only 6% power left, she just turns it off instead of plugging it in to charge up, she does it all the time, gets on my tits big style!

Get her back by saving a major toilet dump for her before she showers. Obviously stink the place out blind

 

[l4toffee]

Get her back by saving a major toilet dump for her before she showers. Obviously stink the place out blind

Dunk her head down said toilet while the hairy turd is still treading water

That'll teach her.

 

[summerisle]

Dunk her head down said toilet while the hairy turd is still treading water

That'll teach her.

 

[sageyefc]

You know when you do a poo and deciede to have a sniff of the tissue, but put it too close and it goes on your nose? I hate it when that happens. You'd think you'd learn from your mistakes but no, it happens to me everytime I go the bog.

Erm..... K Den

 

[Sir]

People who have cards but no cash!

Sir

 

[summerisle]

People who have cards but no cash!

Sir

Sir, a gentleman never carries money

 

[Sir]

Sir, a gentleman never carries money

Unfortunately some markets don't take a card...

Sir