minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Having to carry two phones around at the moment whilst my old number changes over to my new phone. I feel like a drug dealer FFS.

 

[The Cowboy]

Not so much a 'fume' as a general dismay, but seeing the Monica Bellucci lookalike that I see each morning going to work is up the duff. Fuming that some chump has had his wicked way with her at least once, perhaps several times.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Our young cat shovelling cat litter all over the dining room carpet just minutes after I have hoovered.

 

[The Cowboy]

Our young cat shovelling cat litter all over the dining room carpet just minutes after I have hoovered.

you can buy cat nappies now, you should try them, saves a lot of mess.

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

When you're lying on the bed having a pull, and you realise the tissues are at the other side of the room.

Bad bad times.

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

People who eat apples and crisps in public.

Possibly the two most distractingly loud things you can eat.

 

[bluejock]

The advert for Secret Escapes

 

[bignev23]

Not being able to find things in your pockets and having that awful feeling of panic that its lost, then you check again and you find it.

 

[Kurt.]

Multiple threads about penalties/penalty takers/penalty saves.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Forgetting to cancel my Amazon Prime membership and being charge £80!

Hopefully I can get a refund FFS!

 

[AlE]

I'm at war with my neighbour. He keeps stealing our wheelie bin, the fat cockney bell

 

[RAFUH]

Being on hold with insurance company...

 

[Maxwell]

I'm at war with my neighbour. He keeps stealing our wheelie bin, the fat cockney bell

Can't help but laugh at that old Chinese man bin man joke anytime I read wheelie bin.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Can't help but laugh at that old Chinese man bin man joke anytime I read wheelie bin.

You're going to have to tell it now...

 

[scratchnsurf]

Cling film does my fookin head in.