minor things that make you fume

[LEONARD]

It's Sunday morning, did the sneeze knock you out for 48 hours?

Saw an Optometrist yesterday.

Apparently this is very common, and completely harmless.

A bit unsightly, but clears up in 6 to 10 days.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Saw an Optometrist yesterday.

Apparently this is very common, and completely harmless.

A bit unsightly, but clears up in 6 to 10 days.

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[dachshund]

What a tit

 

[Walken]

Was unfortunate enough to witness Ricky gervais latest stand up (Someone else put it on). Remarkable to see how poor his comedy has become.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Was unfortunate enough to witness Ricky gervais latest stand up (Someone else put it on). Remarkable to see how poor his comedy has become.

The older I get the more I realise Merchant was the brains behind the operation, but Gervais was the one able to deliver it. As soon as they separated, bar the Emmy hostings, he went downhill.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Gervais should concentrate on acting. He's quite a good actor.

 

[Street end man]

People who like their own posts

 

[RufusCat]

People who like their own posts

Did not know you could!

 

[marnie]

I eat them just before they lose their structural integrity.

Should be used for cladding.

 

[Bryan+]

If you sit at the back of a train you get a longer journey for your money

You also won’t be involved in the body count if the train derails, always sit at the back

 

[Rita_Poon]

You also won’t be involved in the body count if the train derails, always sit at the back

When the following train catches up?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Some scruff left a floater in the office toilet cubicle and it won’t flush. I only came here for a skive and spotted it too late. Now I either have to deal with it or leave the cubicle in the hope no one enters after me and assumes it’s mine.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Also these cubicles have motion timer lights so now im sitting in darkness, in a small space, with someone else’s jobbie.

 

[Amokachi1995]

Some scruff left a floater in the office toilet cubicle and it won’t flush. I only came here for a skive and spotted it too late. Now I either have to deal with it or leave the cubicle in the hope no one enters after me and assumes it’s mine.

Have you tried dropping toilet paper on the offending floater to provide sufficient ballast for an effective flush?

 

[gonetomorrow]

Also these cubicles have motion timer lights so now im sitting in darkness, in a small space, with someone else’s jobbie.

Well at least you can grope your way out before anyone comes in and assumes it's yours. Flush one of the other cubicles - if there is another - for extra sound cover.

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