minor things that make you fume

[efcarentwe]

Queuing in a bank for twenty minutes only to be told I can't put CASH into my account until the afternoon

Quite possibly the most bizzare thing I've ever heard . I'm going to piss it up the wall and when my bird moans I'm going to blame Barclays

 

[SteRobbo84]

Playing FIFA online and the other player pauses consecutively then quits when you go 3-0 up!

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

A fly appearing from nowhere just when you settle for a nice poo, and bzzzing around.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Someone eating loudly next to you.

 

[Tree13]

Had a foot long hot dog last night at City's ground. Cost £6. That's not the thing that made me fume - it's that it was a cracking proper meaty sausage cooked perfectly. But a foot long. That's just too much meat. I fumed when I had to chuck maybes a third away. Fumed.

I don't think you understand this thread. Or life.

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

When a family member dies, and you have to get a new suit from TJs.

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

And those TV shows lately, where when they're changing scenes they make the black screen last over 5 seconds. Write some stuff to fill the gaps you lazy talentless morons.

 

[blue4eva77]

Cross dressers

 

[RAFUH]

Cross dressers

Been duped have ya?

 

[blue4eva77]

Been duped have ya?

Well not all cross dressers.

Only the ones that are ashamed to go out in public.

 

[justmeinit]

Someone eating loudly next to you.

This very much so...... Especially in the cinema or theatre and you can hear the rustling of sweets, makes me want to do violent things

 

[davidloach]

Construction people working on my street using jackhammers woke me up at 7:00 this morning. I hate my town.

 

[Dell Boy]

I don't think you understand this thread. Or life.

I admit it I'm relatively blessed

Don't feel bad though matey - it's what you do with it that counts x

 

[Sapie88]

My car insurance direct debut not going through, despite having enough in the bank, then having to endure 25 minutes of hold music.

 

[RAFUH]

People touching my hair. Just happened AGAIN! WTF is that?