minor things that make you fume

[Gladystweet]

You going the game.

I'm not kid. I've had to decide there's a few more important things at the moment to spend me cash on.
Christmas hey?
You going kid?

 

[The Cowboy]

Surely the biggest crime against humanity is the use of "The". "The Asda, the Tesco" etc etc. Now that really does get on my breasts.

Gawd bless my nana, who used to call MFI 'The Mafia'. She was a daft old dear though.

 

[carlos21]

I'm not kid. I've had to decide there's a few more important things at the moment to spend me cash on.
Christmas hey?
You going kid?

No mate watching it on the tv.

 

[Gladystweet]

Gawd bless my nana, who used to call MFI 'The Mafia'. She was a daft old dear though.

My mum. WD40=UB40. JCB=TCP. Now she IS a mentalist.

 

[Gladystweet]

No mate watching it on the tv.

What do you think the score will be mate?

 

[carlos21]

What do you think the score will be mate?

2.0 Everton please.

 

[coollino]

The Christian at work who tells me nearly every day that she doesn't drink, God fearing idiot.

Was telling a story about how my brother had to drink something like 10 pints at his Christmas party last year as he was new and she was like 'I would have drank 10 pints of orange juice', I purposefully ignored her but then she directly said it to me. Mention how 10 pints of orange juice in 1 night is probably worse than 10 pints of beer. She walked off.

 

[Yorkie]

2.0 Everton please.

Sorry mate, I'm going so it'll be a draw.

 

[carlos21]

Sorry mate, I'm going so it'll be a draw.

Alright buddy.

 

[Gladystweet]

2.0 Everton please.

Oh I hope so kid. We badly need it.

 

[carlos21]

Oh I hope so kid. We badly need it.

Thanks kid,

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

The Christian at work who tells me nearly every day that she doesn't drink, God fearing idiot.

Was telling a story about how my brother had to drink something like 10 pints at his Christmas party last year as he was new and she was like 'I would have drank 10 pints of orange juice', I purposefully ignored her but then she directly said it to me. Mention how 10 pints of orange juice in 1 night is probably worse than 10 pints of beer. She walked off.

What about ten pints of communion wine?

 

[Gladystweet]

The Christian at work who tells me nearly every day that she doesn't drink, God fearing idiot.

Was telling a story about how my brother had to drink something like 10 pints at his Christmas party last year as he was new and she was like 'I would have drank 10 pints of orange juice', I purposefully ignored her but then she directly said it to me. Mention how 10 pints of orange juice in 1 night is probably worse than 10 pints of beer. She walked off.

10 pints of orange juice in one night would have a similar effect to a rather bad case of dysentery.

 

[carlos21]

What about ten pints of communion wine?

Oh yes mate.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Oh yes mate.

lollollol