minor things that make you fume

Only a month away from retiring. Like so many cops in films.

That phone was looking forward to a peaceful retirement at the back of the drawer, but you took it out on one last dangerous mission and now look at it.
It's hanging on, the tough old boot. Its notification light is flashing and keeps vibrating every now and again. I should put it out of its misery.
 

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