minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

When the toilet seat starts to fall when you are having a piss.

@Ashtonian seeing as you're the resident big seat expert, can you help please ?

 

[Toffeelover]

Driving behind some one who always does 10 mph less than the sped limit- 50 in a 60, 40 in a 50, etc.

 

[Toast]

Watching Sting on the one show.

Smug get.

 

[Ashtonian]

When the toilet seat starts to fall when you are having a piss.

One word.

Hacksaw

 

[silent bob]

One word.

Hacksaw

I thought that was going to say "Casualty".

 

[Kurt.]

'Kin sue pollard on the telly

 

[Lune1878]

When you come home from the gym and as I get through the door the ice cream man turns up the teasing tit . I crumbled didn't I ? A feast, a bar of galaxy and a bag of Haribo. I'm crap at this game .

Ice cream man in November? ours gives up after August, the soft tw@t!

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you come home from the gym and as I get through the door the ice cream man turns up the teasing tit . I crumbled didn't I ? A feast, a bar of galaxy and a bag of Haribo. I'm crap at this game .

I lived in Wavertree for a year when I was in uni and I hated the ice cream man with a passion. Every single night he'd play his chirpy little tune for what seemed like minutes at a time.

IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY YOU'RE SURE OF A BIG SURPRISE.

 

[The Cowboy]

I lived in Wavertree for a year when I was in uni and I hated the ice cream man with a passion. Every single night he'd play his chirpy little tune for what seemed like minutes at a time.

IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY YOU'RE SURE OF A BIG SURPRISE.

Weird to think that somewhere out there, there's a factory where they build ice cream vans, and they have a special department that manufacture ice cream van jingle machines. Imagine that being your job.

 

[l4toffee]

Ice cream man in November? ours gives up after August, the soft tw@t!

This fella is all year which is bad news for me .

 

[tommytowne]

I lived in Wavertree for a year when I was in uni and I hated the ice cream man with a passion. Every single night he'd play his chirpy little tune for what seemed like minutes at a time.

IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY YOU'RE SURE OF A BIG SURPRISE.

There can't be a more pathetic sound than the sound of Greensleeves echoing around a cold damp housing estate on a January Sunday afternoon. I genuinely feel for the poor sod driving the van. Probably doesn't cover the cost of the diesel.

 

[LEONARD]

ALL DAY BREAKFAST'S.
SERVED FROM 8-30AM TO 10-00AM.

 

[COYBL25]

There can't be a more pathetic sound than the sound of Greensleeves echoing around a cold damp housing estate on a January Sunday afternoon. I genuinely feel for the poor sod driving the van. Probably doesn't cover the cost of the diesel.

There's a family that live by us, whose arl man owns a fleet of ice cream vans. He has a brand new Ferrari every two years, his lad drives a 911 Porche and they live in a detached house worth well over a mil. They also have over a hundred houses that they rent out on the back of the money from the ice cream business. I wouldn't feel sorry for him if I was you !

 

[Baines' left foot]

There's a family that live by us, whose arl man owns a fleet of ice cream vans. He has a brand new Ferrari every two years, his lad drives a 911 Porche and they live in a detached house worth well over a mil. They also have over a hundred houses that they rent out on the back of the money from the ice cream business. I wouldn't feel sorry for him if I was you !

One of my mates is making a small fortune selling popcorn and candy floss in Hong Kong lol

 

[COYBL25]

One of my mates is making a small fortune selling popcorn and candy floss in Hong Kong lol

Apparently it's all about the " pitch ".

A good site is like a licence to print money, hence why every now and again proper trouble breaks out over allegations of robbing pitches,