minor things that make you fume

[l4toffee]

People telling other supporters to in no uncertain terms, sit down and shut up, at a game when you try to get behind the team. Also selfi sticks at an international friendly. And children under age of about 12 who run round the stand, constantly block your view, need 4 toilet runs, and spend the game asking where is ronaldo!! Keep them at home!!

sit down

 

[Baines' left foot]

The gobby office manager is always going on about trying to lose weight and exercising yet wonders why she isn't losing any weight. I've just seen her walk past me with FOUR rounds of toast on her plate.

 

[Moomin]

The gobby office manager is always going on about trying to lose weight and exercising yet wonders why she isn't losing any weight. I've just seen her walk past me with FOUR rounds of toast on her plate.

Tell her your spunk will speed up her metabolism.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Tell her your spunk will speed up her metabolism.

There'd be nothing left of it once she'd had a go. She'd bleed me dry.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Hearing about other peoples kids at work.

I really don't care about your wee brat grebbing because you took his iPad off him.

 

[Ashtonian]

Sitting in work. Nothing to do, any work keeps getting pulled by who i work with so they have things to do later on. Can't ask for more work because all i will be given is the stuff no-one else wants to do.

One of my team on my desk doesn't say a word to me unless it is to try and shame me over something silly in front of others. the other who i was getting along with last week, now has spent 3 days giving me one word answers when trying to make conversation with him.

everyone else in the office is talking to each other and all nice and happy, and i am sat here, just wanting to walk out the door tbh.

Welcome to a typical day for me...

 

[AndyC]

Sitting in work. Nothing to do, any work keeps getting pulled by who i work with so they have things to do later on. Can't ask for more work because all i will be given is the stuff no-one else wants to do.

One of my team on my desk doesn't say a word to me unless it is to try and shame me over something silly in front of others. the other who i was getting along with last week, now has spent 3 days giving me one word answers when trying to make conversation with him.

everyone else in the office is talking to each other and all nice and happy, and i am sat here, just wanting to walk out the door tbh.

Welcome to a typical day for me...

Sounds like you need a new challenge elsewhere Ash.

 

[AndyC]

Purchasing a new rug at Argos, and they ask you, 'would you like a 3 year parts and labor warranty with that'?

Is this a flying carpet then ?

 

[Ashtonian]

Sounds like you need a new challenge elsewhere Ash.

yeah mate, actively looking at the minute but nothing going elsewhere, only job i applied for recently as last week had 120 applicants apparently and plenty with the right experience already.

 

[kev]

People telling other supporters to in no uncertain terms, sit down and shut up, at a game when you try to get behind the team. Also selfi sticks at an international friendly. And children under age of about 12 who run round the stand, constantly block your view, need 4 toilet runs, and spend the game asking where is ronaldo!! Keep them at home!!

Just saying like

 

[silent bob]

The song "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini". Its been going round and round in my head since about half eight this morning and shows no sign of leaving anytime soon.

 

[l4toffee]

The song "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini". Its been going round and round in my head since about half eight this morning and shows no sign of leaving anytime soon.

Weirdo

 

[silent bob]

Weirdo

You'll get no argument there.

 

[The Cowboy]

Sounds like you need a new challenge elsewhere Ash.

That's clearly what Ash's management are hoping he's going to do, very soon. Saves them paying out redundancy. Very obvious he's being forced out. I'd be recording it all, then stick them for constructive dismissal.

 

[Bungle]

Sitting in work. Nothing to do, any work keeps getting pulled by who i work with so they have things to do later on. Can't ask for more work because all i will be given is the stuff no-one else wants to do.

One of my team on my desk doesn't say a word to me unless it is to try and shame me over something silly in front of others. the other who i was getting along with last week, now has spent 3 days giving me one word answers when trying to make conversation with him.

everyone else in the office is talking to each other and all nice and happy, and i am sat here, just wanting to walk out the door tbh.

Welcome to a typical day for me...

Tell us where you work mate, let us begin a reign of terror on your office. I am happy to make hourly phone calls that waste a stupid amount of your colleagues time and slowly send them mental.