minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Yeah they are great at working hard and drinking hard without it affecting their work. I wish I had the same attitude .a bevy and a days graft afterwards isn't something I can handle anymore.

I've never been able to work well on a hangover so I rarely drink on a school night.

 

[Lune1878]

Just got back from the match. Had to sit with the locals unfortunately. One tit had a vuvuzela!

 

[l4toffee]

I've never been able to work well on a hangover so I rarely drink on a school night.

Same . Appearance fee's is all I'm good for the next day . That's if I'd turn in . Save the drinking for days off

 

[Super Kevin sheedy]

Everton defeat excuses

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just got back from the match. Had to sit with the locals unfortunately. One tit had a vuvuzela!

Hahahahaha!

 

[l4toffee]

Just got back from the match. Had to sit with the locals unfortunately. One tit had a vuvuzela!

I woke up my drug dealer with one of them during the 2010 World Cup . He wouldn't answer the phone so I went to his at 4am armed with one of them. It done the trick though his bird threatened to kill me .

 

[Baines' left foot]

Another fatal stabbing in North London, this time Wood Green. RIP.

Getting a bit too close to home this.

 

[l4toffee]

Another fatal stabbing in North London, this time Wood Green. RIP.

Getting a bit too close to home this.

Wood Green is rough anyway . Boss kebab houses though

 

[Baines' left foot]

Wood Green is rough anyway . Boss kebab houses though

Hood Green as it's affectionately known. I live in a town next to it which couldn't be any more different. I've just goto to the gym and there's police everywhere.

 

[l4toffee]

Hood Green as it's affectionately known. I live in a town next to it which couldn't be any more different. I've just goto to the gym and there's police everywhere.

You in one of the Greek areas ?

 

[Baines' left foot]

You in one of the Greek areas ?

Muswell Hill. It's predominantly British but there's a bit of a Jewish community too. I don't mind the Jews at all, you barely even notice them.

 

[tlefc]

One of my mates put my phone number on a gay website this morning. I must have had about 30 phone calls and loads of texts. Having texts from some bloke called Paul telling me he's going to humiliate me and that he wants my arse weren't what I needed while recovering from last night.

 

[COYBL25]

However long it takes you to do something, if it involves the missus, double the amount of time it takes.

Also the fact that she never ever carries money, despite the fact that there's a cash machine a hundred yards down the road.

 

[WA Toffee]

One of my mates put my phone number on a gay website this morning. I must have had about 30 phone calls and loads of texts. Having texts from some bloke called Paul telling me he's going to humiliate me and that he wants my arse weren't what I needed while recovering from last night.

Brilliant

 

[Paul w]

The grammar police on this site if you spell it wrong or put words where they should not be who cares as long as we know what you are trying to say.