minor things that make you fume

[carlos21]

That was beautiful.

Hello mate how are you doing today

 

[Gladystweet]

Hello mate how are you doing today

I'm sound mate. How's our Carlos doing today?

 

[Yorkie]

That was beautiful.

Cheers mate, needed a bit of a vent.
Didn't help at all tbh!

Hi Yorkie,

Evening Carlos, glad the international break is over? Be nice to get back to proper football.

 

[carlos21]

I'm sound mate. How's our Carlos doing today?

I am going going to bed now getting sore throat.

 

[carlos21]

Cheers mate, needed a bit of a vent.
Didn't help at all tbh!

Evening Carlos, glad the international break is over? Be nice to get back to proper football.

I agree with you there mate,

 

[Gladystweet]

I am going going to bed now getting sore throat.

Get a good nights kip mate. You'll feel better tomorrow.

 

[carlos21]

Get a good nights kip mate. You'll feel better tomorrow.

I hope so mate.

 

[Maxwell]

He's a hunk of something, but not a hunk.

Goofy toothed, blathering, cringey bell. He's like a Germanic Hugh Grant with a bag of miracle grow and MDMA shoved up his bum.

@Baines' left foot

 

[Baines' left foot]

I go late to avoid having to talk to anyone.

Unfortunately some girl who used to go to my school has started going and she doesn't shut up. I've had to go earlier than usual to avoid her and it is a lot busier.

I matched a girl on Tinder who happened to go my gym. Never noticed her before but sincd then I see her almost every session. She wasn't as nice in person and her messages resembled that of a 14 year old whose trying to save 10p by cramming everything in to one message. Barely readable ffs. It's a bit awkward now.

 

[Yorkie]

I matched a girl on Tinder who happened to go my gym. Never noticed her before but sincd then I see her almost every session. She wasn't as nice in person and her messages resembled that of a 14 year old whose trying to save 10p by cramming everything in to one message. Barely readable ffs. It's a bit awkward now.

Use this to negotiate a better rate when your membership comes up for renewal.

 

[COYBL25]

I matched a girl on Tinder who happened to go my gym. Never noticed her before but sincd then I see her almost every session. She wasn't as nice in person and her messages resembled that of a 14 year old whose trying to save 10p by cramming everything in to one message. Barely readable ffs. It's a bit awkward now.

Maybe she is fourteen ?

If so, I'd advise changing your gym before the allegations, dad, brothers and police turn up ?.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Use this to negotiate a better rate when your membership comes up for renewal.

She doesn't work at the gym fortunately. That'd be even more awkward.

Maybe she is fourteen ?

If so, I'd advise changing your gym before the allegations, dad, brothers and police turn up ?.

She's like 34. Which made the txt tlk even worse.

 

[Groucho]

She doesn't work at the gym fortunately. That'd be even more awkward.

She's like 34. Which made the txt tlk even worse.

OMG! Wot u gunna do xx

 

[Baines' left foot]

OMG! Wot u gunna do xx

It was more like "OMG. Wt u gn do? X"

 

[Lune1878]

It was more like "OMG. Wt u gn do? X"

Mutton dressed as lamb.
Awaiting for the WOOL comment - @l4toffee