minor things that make you fume

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Dr Google. Whatever your ailment is, don't Google it. Your either about to have an anuerysm, heart failure or aids of whatever the body part in question is. Last time I Google big toe pain ffs, I'm convinced I've got a blood clot which is on its way to my heart now.


Don't Google it.

I have ocular cancer AIDS. You didn't want me to know this?

 

[l4toffee]

It looks that way mate. Id rather swerve them than get in trouble with ze law personally like.

Each to their own.

Wimp

 

[chicoazul]

Wimp

I'm only ever two lines away from being fierce.

 

[l4toffee]

I'm only ever two lines away from being fierce.

Them bootle £15 bags of bash

 

[Goat]

No using them. He had two in the house. He's now awaiting a court date.

?????

I assume the police were there for another reason?

 

[chicoazul]

?????

I assume the police were there for another reason?

He breeds pitbulls but that's legal.

 

[Ashtonian]

someone stole my tea spoon in work so now have to pour coffee into my cup which means i have no gauge over how much i am adding.

 

[larbert toffee]

someone stole my tea spoon in work so now have to pour coffee into my cup which means i have no gauge over how much i am adding.

 

[Ashtonian]

not any more. bloody thieving gets in here. Can't have anything, my pens go missing as well all the time

 

[larbert toffee]

not any more. bloody thieving gets in here. Can't have anything, my pens go missing as well all the time

Does this guy work at your place?

 

[Ashtonian]

Does this guy work at your place?

haha no, there is only weird person in here and they don't take cutelry.

I wonder if the cleaners took it? I doubt it but i was gone for 5 weeks and then it was gone.

 

[cronullasharks]

When a sliding door comes off the runner

 

[Pootsy]

People asking, "Did it hurt when you broke your wrist?"

Nah, didn't even notice.

FFS

 

[cronullasharks]

People asking, "Did it hurt when you broke your wrist?"

Nah, didn't even notice.

FFS

So did it ?

 

[Maxwell]

People who place bowls/cups in a dishwasher upright.