minor things that make you fume

Walked on to the patio last night, barefooted, and stood on a slug. It was about the size of twix finger and exploded between my toes and its innards landed on the top of me foot. Then the dog chased me round the garden trying to lick it off...I was proper fumim
 
Then the dog chased me round the garden trying to lick it off

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Hurt my hand playing in goals yesterday.
Today, the board of directors are in the factory along with several other visitors. 25 handshakes later and my hand is now killing me
One of the Romanian guys in work tries to shake hands every time I see him, even if it's for the 5th time that day, or saw him 10 minutes earlier. I asked another lad what it was all about and apparently it's a cultural thing. I find it a bit embarrassing though so I always make sure I've got my hands full when I meet him.
 

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