minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

People who drive massive 4 x 4's and cars, but can't judge how big they are in tight spaces, leading to them stopping all the time when passing double parked cars. You're usually behind them when in a rush.

If you can't drive the thing, just get a smaller car.

 

[kithnou]

I will have you know that we turned said annoying incident into a lot of fun. I know he was really down on himself and upset so I felt terrible for him. Although it got really cold and there are a lot of strange noises outside at night.

you minx

 

[Brendan Janus]

People who drive massive 4 x 4's and cars, but can't judge how big they are in tight spaces, leading to them stopping all the time when passing double parked cars. You're usually behind them when in a rush.

If you can't drive the thing, just get a smaller car.

4 x 4 drivers full stop, knobs !!

 

[YellowSweat]

Dropping the remote on the deck

 

[MikeH72]

Footballers having their first name on their shirt, particularly when English players do it. Something about that just really irks me. Alli is the latest one, why have "Dele" when you had no problem having "Alli" last season you utter toad? And Ravel Morrison having "Ravel". Why? Who even are you? Do you think this makes you more iconic and recognisable or something? Jagielka should request to have "Phil" on his shirt next season, that'd actually make me laugh loads. See what society thinks to that.

 

[The Cowboy]

Footballers having their first name on their shirt, particularly when English players do it. Something about that just really irks me. Alli is the latest one, why have "Dele" when you had no problem having "Alli" last season you utter toad? And Ravel Morrison having "Ravel". Why? Who even are you? Do you think this makes you more iconic and recognisable or something? Jagielka should request to have "Phil" on his shirt next season, that'd actually make me laugh loads. See what society thinks to that.

If Fred and Alan can do it, Phil definitely can.

 

[MikeH72]

If Fred and Alan can do it, Phil definitely can.

Reckon commentators would start referring to him by his first name too like they love to do with these players? Heard the commentator in the Spurs game actually calling Alli "Dele" constantly last night. Imagine Jags' screamer at Anfield with the commentary "PHIIIIIILLLLLLLL"

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

you minx

You read way too into that, but thank you.

 

[tsubaki]

Didn't think it was him. Tbh I've never heard of the honourable gentleman. Is he kicking up a fuss because of Trident and the consequent possibility of losing his seat ?

No, he has been mouthing off ever since the candidate whose campaign he managed got 4% in the 2015 leadership election.

 

[kithnou]

You read way too into that, but thank you.

Guess I'm the minx then.

 

[Ashtonian]

Thought my ecig was going to blow up yesterday lol

had a little scare.

 

[COYBL25]

Thought my ecig was going to blow up yesterday lol

had a little scare.

You're not supposed to light it mate x

 

[Baines' left foot]

In an office with over 100 staff and there being an unwritten rule to bring cakes in on your birthday the canteen is full of cakes and sweets 2 or 3 times a week. I've got no self control whatsoever and I hate myself for it.

 

[Yorkie]

Cuts in your fingers. So annoying.

Also when you take a plaster off your finger and your fingernail is covered in sticky glue from it.

 

[The Cowboy]

Cuts in your fingers. So annoying.

Also when you take a plaster off your finger and your fingernail is covered in sticky glue from it.

See also: hangnails.