minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

I agree with you there.

No worries about that mate.

 

[COYBL25]

I agree with you there.

What's for tea ?

 

[ToffeeDoug]

People who call other people useless, but they can't even spell 'absolutely' right themselves.

To be fair, there is a big difference between not knowing how to spell and not being able to type.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Aching to go for a pint but not having the energy to get off the couch.

They sell cans mate !!!

 

[verreauxi]

Automated customer service recordings when you call a bank, credit card company, etc. [Generic voice]: "Hello, please listen to our options...if you want to hear your account balance, say 'account balance', if you want to dispute a bill say 'dispute a bill', if you want have a large john thomas tickle the back of your tonsils say 'john thomas'..."

I would much rather talk to any human being, anywhere in the world, at any call center, regardless of their English ability than talk to an automated computer.

 

[Maxwell]

My housemates are having a joint birthday tonight and between the 3 of them they haven't got even 1 female mate who I'd class as decent.

Absolutrly useless.

Very glad I decided to turn that down

 

[silent bob]

They sell cans mate !!!

No offence mate but i've always been of the opinion that if you can't get out then don't bother.

By the way i made it off the couch!!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Very glad I decided to turn that down

Living in a house with 4 girls you'd expect them to have at least 1 or 2 fit mates between them. But nooooo.

I think the most enjoyable part of the night was talking to a fellow swole mate who said I was big. We talked about different exercises and compared our physiques.

 

[silent bob]

Living in a house with 4 girls you'd expect them to have at least 1 or 2 fit mates between them. But nooooo.

I think the most enjoyable part of the night was talking to a fellow swole mate who said I was big. We talked about different exercises and compared our physiques.

Did he ask you to flex? Was it Purple Aki??

 

[The Cowboy]

Automated customer service recordings when you call a bank, credit card company, etc. [Generic voice]: "Hello, please listen to our options...if you want to hear your account balance, say 'account balance', if you want to dispute a bill say 'dispute a bill', if you want have a large john thomas tickle the back of your tonsils say 'john thomas'..."

I would much rather talk to any human being, anywhere in the world, at any call center, regardless of their English ability than talk to an automated computer.

This particular fume annoys me. So you'd rather call HMRC and be passed from person to person as they try to find someone who can help you with your specific query? The automated bit is to get you to the right person through your own selection, rather than some receptionist choosing the wrong extension and sending you down a blind alley. Notice how, once you get to speak to someone, you almost never get passed on again? Cos the automated routing is programmed to get it right.

It can feel a bit cold going through the process but the alternative is much more painful.

 

[rascal]

My job is now complete which means I am having to begin the long process of job hunting again

 

[Tree13]

Living in a house with 4 girls you'd expect them to have at least 1 or 2 fit mates between them. But nooooo.

I think the most enjoyable part of the night was talking to a fellow swole mate who said I was big. We talked about different exercises and compared our physiques.

People who use made up words like "swole"

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who use made up words like "swole"

You mirin? Don't be jelly brah.

 

[Tree13]

You mirin? Don't be jelly brah.

Just waiting for you to finish doing your 15kg bicep curls sitting on a bench under the squat rack

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just waiting for you to finish doing your 15kg bicep curls sitting on a bench under the squat rack

Sorry mate I've got shoulder press next. 12 sets and I'm all done.