minor things that make you fume

[carlos21]

I bet you'd give poor Bob one of your red cards if he forget his hot works permit you bad snitch .

Getting ready for Goodison park

 

[The Size Of A Cow]

Bob the sodding Builder.

I have to suffer this infernal nonsense every morning and it does my head in. Every time, one of Bob's incompetent machines, or his dumb assistant, does something utterly stupid, cos they either wanted to do something their own way, or blatantly disobeyed orders. Every single time, Bob just says 'ah, it's ok, we can fix it'. Just once, I want him to say 'this is going to have me in court, I'm going to have to let you go.'

This post is tongue-in-cheek of course, but it still sends a crap message to kids that you'll never have to face consequences for your actions.

You never used to get that with Thomas the Tank Engine. Henry didn't want to go out in the rain, so the Fat Controller had him bricked up in a tunnel. Do as you're told next time.

 

[Baines' left foot]

You never used to get that with Thomas the Tank Engine. Henry didn't want to go out in the rain, so the Fat Controller had him bricked up in a tunnel. Do as you're told next time.

 

[l4toffee]

Getting ready for Goodison park

Indeed mate

 

[Jamo Martinez]

That's Saint Cristiano Ronaldo and Saint Sergio Ramos to you buddy

I don't know about canonising them. I'd rather fire them out of a cannon.

 

[carlos21]

Indeed mate

Have a good day mate Grand Prix first.

 

[l4toffee]

Have a good day mate Grand Prix first.

Not a fan myself Who is the best driver nowadays ?

 

[carlos21]

Not a fan myself Who is the best driver nowadays ?

I don't know it is in monco mate.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

That face is absolutely terrifying. I'd be mortified of trains if I grew up watching that show.

 

[summerisle]

Working in ten minutes in a hot sweaty kitchen.

 

[jal123]

That face is absolutely terrifying. I'd be mortified of trains if I grew up watching that show.

Did you not get Thomas the tank? Originals were voiced by ringo Starr!

 

[silent bob]

Coldplay.

 

[Seathestars]

Coldplay.

You don't like Coldplay
I'm very surprised, I never knew there were people who don't like them.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Waiting for a takeaway to be delivered COME OOOONNNN!!!

 

[The Cowboy]

"And you can tell Bob Crow to go fk himself"