minor things that make you fume

[silent bob]

It's been building for a while but the fact that I rarely get searched going into the ground at aways is really getting on my tits now.

I know I look innocous and trustworthy but I'd feel better about myself if they'd stop waving me through and started to look at me suspiciously.

I may have to go to a gym / take steroids / get sleeve tats / practice looking evil for next season.

On the plus side, I'm earning a fortune by smuggling incendaries and other banned items into grounds.

This like you wouldn't believe. I too seem to have reached that age of innocuity.

I waver between bemusement and indignation on a fortnightly basis.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Did his hands linger too long ?

Not long enough. Most action I've had in months.

 

[Kurt.]

Painted the back of my house today.... first coat.... on pebbledash...... heartbreaking, took me hours. 2nd coat tomorrow, gonna fly through it.

 

[madkiwi]

Started cooking lunch, and discovered we're out of eggs and flour.

 

[summerisle]

Started cooking lunch, and discovered we're out of eggs and flour.

What kind of chips do you have ?

 

[The Cowboy]

Painted the back of my house today.... first coat.... on pebbledash...... heartbreaking, took me hours. 2nd coat tomorrow, gonna fly through it.

I've been contemplating this too, what's the best method, brush or roller?

 

[Kurt.]

I've been contemplating this too, what's the best method, brush or roller?

I've used a brush as it's the first time it's been done...... I think the best method though is to pay somebody else to do it haha

 

[COYBL25]

I've used a brush as it's the first time it's been done...... I think the best method though is to pay somebody else to do it haha

Pebbledash, one of those things that seemed a good idea at the time !

 

[carlos21]

Pebbledash, one of those things that seemed a good idea at the time !

Hi lad.

 

[COYBL25]

Hi lad.

Morning mate, how are you today ?

 

[carlos21]

Morning mate, how are you today ?

I am good today how are you today mate

 

[COYBL25]

I am good today how are you today mate

All good here mate, getting ready to go to the game soon. I wasn't looking forward to it, but I am now !

 

[carlos21]

All good here mate, getting ready to go to the game soon. I wasn't looking forward to it, but I am now !

Well done mate who you going the game with.

 

[COYBL25]

Well done mate who you going the game with.

Taking my eldest lad. He'd made a Maritinez out banner and is gutted he won't get to use it !

 

[carlos21]

Taking my eldest lad. He'd made a Maritinez out banner and is gutted he went get to use it !

Hahahaha enjoy your day mate.