minor things that make you fume

Subsequent groin injury, calf injury and the missus having the flu (proper flu, not just a cold) means I've been on two runs in nearly 3 weeks. Hardly good prep for the half marathon I'm running in 5 weeks time.
 
The 2 beauts on master chef who analyse a scran like there half having a tug half analysing a Lionel Messi wonder goal in the pep gaurdiola tika taka era

The worst one is that pervy looking bald one who looks like Eddie off bottom
His qualification for the role is that he was a fruit and veg man on Borough Market the absolute beaut. Charlatan.
 
The 2 beauts on master chef who analyse a scran like there half having a tug half analysing a Lionel Messi wonder goal in the pep gaurdiola tika taka era

The worst one is that pervy looking bald one who looks like Eddie off bottom
Greg sodding Wallace does nothing but recite back the ingredients as adjectives.

John has made Steak and Ale pie with mustard mash:

"Oooh, it's steaky, boozy, all in a pie, and that lovely mustardy mash, so warm and potatoey."

Then he gurns like a complete chump, at which point I kick my tv.
 

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