minor things that make you fume

These bloody things:

iu


1. It's effectively a segway without any sort of handle - what is the point?

2. Walking is quicker and doesn't make you look like a lazy ****

3. What is the point?

4. Useless unless on a flat surface indoors.

5. WHAT IS THE POINT?

6. Expensive to buy & expensive to use (eats electricity).

7. WHAT IS THE POINT?

And another thing, why are people calling them hoverboards?
They have wheels and don't hover, the primary objective of a bloody hoverboard.

Utterly useless and make us dumber as a species.
 
These bloody things:

iu


1. It's effectively a segway without any sort of handle - what is the point?

2. Walking is quicker and doesn't make you look like a lazy ****

3. What is the point?

4. Useless unless on a flat surface indoors.

5. WHAT IS THE POINT?

6. Expensive to buy & expensive to use (eats electricity).

7. WHAT IS THE POINT?

And another thing, why are people calling them hoverboards?
They have wheels and don't hover, the primary objective of a bloody hoverboard.

Utterly useless and make us dumber as a species.
Aren't they illegal to use in public aswell
 

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