minor things that make you fume

I'm fuming with how slow time is going this morning, feel like I've done a full day in work and I've only been in an hour, can't wait to finish for Christmas now.
 
I know it's an oft posted fume, but I had to stand up on the train home last night because this disgusting fat horror of a man was consuming 2 seats with his disgusting fat arse and belly. This was no medical issue, he was clearly just a fat gomper. Maybe he should stand up instead, or perhaps his knees can't handle it.

To cap it off, he absolutely reeked as well. The smell of morbid obesity.

Had a similar thing on a 10 hour flight back from Thailand, planes should have an obesity section, I shouldn't have to share my £800 seat with you you smelly beast.

What's more, I once had to take stuff out my bag when I was 0.5kg over the baggage limit, when the guy in the check in next to me clearly weighed about 25st. I weigh a paltry 11st. I'm all for the introduction of a combined body/luggage weight.
 
Had a similar thing on a 10 hour flight back from Thailand, planes should have an obesity section, I shouldn't have to share my £800 seat with you you smelly beast.

What's more, I once had to take stuff out my bag when I was 0.5kg over the baggage limit, when the guy in the check in next to me clearly weighed about 25st. I weigh a paltry 11st. I'm all for the introduction of a combined body/luggage weight.

To a point I would agree, however I am fairly heavy so I'd want immunity from the rule! (My mum says I'm big boned! Ha ha!)
 

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