minor things that make you fume

[The Cowboy]

People at work who feel the need to run around in the office, what they are doing is obviously vital and they are sooooo important.

People who sit and occasionally mutter 'oh fks sake, jesus christ', huff and puff, and fling their stuff around, cos they are soooo important they can't be dealing with these plebs.

 

[Toast]

Bought a nice bottle of vodka yesterday. £38.
Went in today, its £30.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Bought a nice bottle of vodka yesterday. £38.
Went in today, its £30.

kinell mate - coulda got 4x 70cl Smirnoff's for that at morrisons......Ok, it's not Chopin, Soplicka or Krakus but it'll do the trick and you'll get a lot more of it.

 

[The Cowboy]

Bought a nice bottle of vodka yesterday. £38.
Went in today, its £30.

Have you opened it? Pretty sure you can get just get a refund, then purchase again at £30.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Have you opened it? Pretty sure you can get just get a refund, then purchase again at £30.

I've done that before, but with trabbs

 

[Toast]

Have you opened it? Pretty sure you can get just get a refund, then purchase again at £30.

No, i will dig out the receipt.

 

[Maxwell]

Been in my new job for 3 weeks and have just got my desk how I like it (so no one can see one of my screens), but we're having a big reshuffle tomorrow and I'm moving to the other side of the room FFS.

 

[Toast]

Been in my new job for 3 weeks and have just got my desk how I like it (so no one can see one of my screens), but we're having a big reshuffle tomorrow and I'm moving to the other side of the room FFS.

You watch porn at work ?

 

[l4toffee]

People at work who feel the need to run around in the office, what they are doing is obviously vital and they are sooooo important.

Whip them up when they go past

 

[Maxwell]

You watch porn at work ?

No but I fall for @Bungle 's links a lot.

 

[Toast]

No but I fall for @Bungle 's links a lot.

Haha, im picturing your boss walking past and looking to see what your doing, only to see two animals humping.

 

[Black Belt Jones]

I cycle to work, and there's this one junction where I'll be waiting at the red light and see scores of student Teds boosting through on bikes when the green man is on.
There last night, waiting on red when one of these Teds pulls up and says 'you know you can cross? It's a toucan crossing - bikes and pedestrians'

Fuming - been standing there like a spanner for the last year.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Been in my new job for 3 weeks and have just got my desk how I like it (so no one can see one of my screens), but we're having a big reshuffle tomorrow and I'm moving to the other side of the room FFS.

EE AARRR LADS MAXWELL'S GOT 2 SCREENS HE MUST DO LOADS OF DEAD IMPORTANT STUFF IN HIS JOB.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I was on a training course today and sat right behind me was a guy who had a runny nose and so he kept sniffing every 5 seconds or so. Drove me mental. Just get a tissue ffs.

 

[Maxwell]

EE AARRR LADS MAXWELL'S GOT 2 SCREENS HE MUST DO LOADS OF DEAD IMPORTANT STUFF IN HIS JOB.

THE ONION WROTE AN ARTICL ON ME LAD DONT YOU KNOW http://www.theonion.com/article/cow...screens-not-[Poor language removed]-aro-29151

Edit: Haha the swear filter has got me there FFS.