minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

*deletes account*

 

[Titus Bramble]

'I don't understand why I can't lose weight'

She says as she's sat here at 10 in the morning with a can of relentless and a bag of Cheetos.

For her lunch she's had 2 bags of crisps, a bounty, some oaty breakfast bar and another can of relentless. But it's ok, because she was really good yesterday and didn't have any cake.

I don't understand women

 

[Toast]

No, on my way to work where I have to babysit fully grown men.

Ive seen adult minding services advertised on Adultwork.

Good money in that.

 

[Caso01]

No, on my way to work where I have to babysit fully grown men.

Do you do extras?

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Had to fill out some updated medical paperwork for my employer that is supposed to make some process at some point less painful. It was a chart of 150 conditions and I had to either initial the box for 'yes' or the box for 'no.' The last question asked if I suffered from numbness, pain, or nerve disorders in my hands. I do now, jackass.

 

[SteRobbo84]

People who say things like "instamoron or facebimbo or whatever". You know what they're called and it doesn't make you look cool trying to pretend otherwise

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Can't log into fantasy premier league for some reason. Not sending recovery details to me email address, neither.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When a young lad who's good looking, in good shape, with a decent job, a busy social life, a good set of wheels, and living in the best city in the world gets abused despite generally being top, top lad.

Pure jealousy. Sorry for having good life lads.

 

[orly]

When a young lad who's good looking, in good shape, with a decent job, a busy social life, a good set of wheels, and living in the best city in the world gets abused despite generally being top, top lad.

Pure jealousy. Sorry for having good life lads.

Could be worse, they could be abusing you, and that would feel even worse I guess.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

When a young lad who's good looking, in good shape, with a decent job, a busy social life, a good set of wheels, and living in the best city in the world gets abused despite generally being top, top lad.

Who's that, then?

 

[Deleted member 24970]

When a young lad who's good looking, in good shape, with a decent job, a busy social life, a good set of wheels, and living in the best city in the world gets abused despite generally being top, top lad.

Pure jealousy. Sorry for having good life lads.

I just ignore the haters mate, don't hate me cos im beautiful.

 

[Sapie88]

Could be worse, they could be abusing you, and that would feel even worse I guess.

I wish I could +10 you xxx

 

[orly]

I wish I could +10 you xxx

It's the dream, isn't it.

The absolute dream.

 

[The Cowboy]

When a young lad who's good looking, in good shape, with a decent job, a busy social life, a good set of wheels, and living in the best city in the world gets abused despite generally being top, top lad.

Pure jealousy. Sorry for having good life lads.

Thought you said your car was a shitheap?

 

[Sapie88]

It's the dream, isn't it.

The absolute dream.