minor things that make you fume

[GwladysBlue]

Think I've been caught on them SPEC cameras that average out your speed

 

[sportbillyblue]

the TV programme "Who do you think you are ?".

Boring, nosey, supposed entertainment generally made about poncey toffs who I don't care a toss about anyway let alone their sordid family history.

Missus loves it ... then a woman would.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Paul Hollywood's shirts on Bake Off
Bit tight Paul and watch those cuffs

 

[DualityNSNO]

the TV programme "Who do you think you are ?".

Boring, nosey, supposed entertainment generally made about poncey toffs who I don't care a toss about anyway let alone their sordid family history.

Missus loves it ... then a woman would.

 

[Jags..class]

People putting bags on empty seats such as coaches, buses, trains.

 

[The Cowboy]

People putting bags on empty seats such as coaches, buses, trains.

I love this. I gravitate towards these seats. Nothing gives me more pleasure than politely asking them to move their bags, when there's loads of other free seats.

 

[summerisle]

I love this. I gravitate towards these seats. Nothing gives me more pleasure than politely asking them to move their bags, when there's loads of other free seats.

Especially if it's a self important businessman

 

[Prevenger17]

Being expected to track back in astro football

 

[Prevenger17]

Strippers refusing my advances.

 

[sageyefc]

Strippers refusing my advances.

Tip them more then.

And giving them potatoes doesnt count as a tip

 

[Prevenger17]

Tip them more then.

And giving them potatoes doesnt count as a tip

A sack of spuds could feed their 6 kids for a month, I'm a better father to them than their fathers.

 

[sageyefc]

A sack of spuds could feed their 6 kids for a month, I'm a better father to them than their fathers.

The fact you have a slight Yorkshire ripper look going on aswell probably puts them off.



How comes you on the strippers, you and mrs prev okay?

 

[Prevenger17]

How comes you on the strippers, you and mrs prev okay?

She left me for her clean-shaven gym instructor. Now I just want to see women cry.

 

[Fuleco]

When you get thread banned from your own thread after one post.

 

[AdamEFC]

People who who don't understand the concept of a roundabout, leg it you gel head Manc tit.