minor things that make you fume

People who whistle. Chirpy little tunes that appear to have no structure and aren't a recognisable song. It's the vocal equivalent of just shouting aloud: "blah, blah, blah".

Pipe the fook down.
Unless it's in a dark alley on a wet night at 3.00 a.m. in the morning. Perhaps a 'minor things that make you afraid' thread should be started.
 
Missing a flight
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Trying to avoid boxing results so I can watch the fights later only for forgetting about the news on the radio. Cheers talksport you bad bell ends.


My fault really
 
My work phone number used to belong to my old project manager (who I hated), who left the company some months ago. About 3 times a day I get a call from someone asking for him.

"Hello, is this <insert name>?"

To avoid having the same long drawn out conversation which I'm thoroughly bored of I just say:

"Sorry mate, I think you've got the wrong number."

To which they usually reply:

"Oh, well I've got this number down as <insert name>???"

WELL IT ISN'T HIS NUMBER ANY MORE TAKE THE HINT FFS!
 

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