minor things that make you fume

[Huyton Layne]

Babysitter not turning up. Fuming at both her and the wife for just not being able to communicate properly. Trying to get the yard finished and now it's storms for the next few days. Thanks you pair of tits.

 

[rascal]

Babysitter not turning up. Fuming at both her and the wife for just not being able to communicate properly. Trying to get the yard finished and now it's storms for the next few days. Thanks you pair of tits.

Suggest a threesome with the babysitter and the wife to make up for it.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Suggest a threesome with the babysitter and the wife to make up for it.

Sadly she looks like Mandy Dingle so that's completely out of the question. The babysitter is a dog too lol

 

[WarringtonBlue]

Ladies who go and swim granny-stroke in the pool when there's lanes free. Then I move and they move to the same lane. Can't help but think they're trolling me

 

[EighteenSeventyEight]

Internet outage or no connection

 

[Jamo Martinez]

That's a hate of mine too, but I can confirm that I had I only been back in the house 2 mins before I spilt it everywhere FFS.

You used it quite corectly.

I've literally no idea what Dylan's on about.

 

[MrD]

Holding up a heavy light fitting with both hands for a good 40 minutes while i watch the missus try and balance a screw on the end of a screw driver so she can secure it to the fixture.

 

[AdamEFC]

When you are expecting something to be delivered so you sit around waiting all day and it still hasn't come yet.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Holding up a heavy light fitting with both hands for a good 40 minutes while i watch the missus try and balance a screw on the end of a screw driver so she can secure it to the fixture.

40 minutes? FORTY?

Serves you right - You must've ate her last rolo or summit; either that or you're far too lax on her

 

[Blue 1]

Or when they give you your receipt and notes with a load of coins on top, causing them to slide everywhere.

I have come close to blows with cashiers over that.

 

[Maxwell]

I have come close to blows with cashiers over that.

Read that as cashews at first, thought 'you weirdo'.

 

[rascal]

Schools being back meaning that the kids take up loads of space on the bus, take ages to get on the bus and on top of that there's loads of traffic.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Read that as cashews at first, thought 'you weirdo'.

Haha, you're nuts mate!

 

[summerisle]

Haha, you're nuts mate!

Pecan in here, pecan out.

 

[AdamEFC]

When you are expecting something to be delivered so you sit around waiting all day and it still hasn't come yet.

Still hasn't come FFS. Wasted day.