minor things that make you fume

[GwladysBlue]

When a stone flicks up into your shoe.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Catching a toe underneath an open door... im a grown man crying here...

But fewmmmin at my utter dickheadness

 

[Tree13]

Catching a toe underneath an open door... im a grown man crying here...

But fewmmmin at my utter dickheadness

That's up there with treading barefoot on an upturned plug. You have my sympathy sir.

 

[WA Toffee]

Opening a word document, closing it without typing anything and you get the message "you have unsaved changes, do you want to save now?"

 

[The Cowboy]

Opening a word document, closing it without typing anything and you get the message "you have unsaved changes, do you want to save now?"

Hmm. You must have done something on the page for it to say that.

 

[The Cowboy]

Catching a toe underneath an open door... im a grown man crying here...

But fewmmmin at my utter dickheadness

I ripped my big toenail clean off doing that when I was a kid. It was comparable to a broken bone, it was that painful.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Cyclists, bloody hazards !!

 

[JammyP]

Pulling a drawing pin out of the sole of a bare foot. Bad to the bone. Glad they invented BluTak, even though that needs a post of its own.

 

[The Cowboy]

Cyclists, bloody hazards !!

Only if you're an aggressive driver.

 

[Donald Twain]

People who breath loudly.

 

[giga blue]

jaguar workers drive like absolute bellends on the motorway on there way in and out, shower of divs

 

[Yorkie]

People who breath loudly.

If you've been getting those kind of phone calls go to the authorities

 

[Donald Twain]

If you've been getting those kind of phone calls go to the authorities

I've been making those kind of phone calls only I do it quietly.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

£34.58 for a vet to shove a thermometer up a dog's 'arris & then give it an antibiotic injection - which looks like it's been as much use as a lawnmower is to an eskimo. What a racket to be in!

Wouldn't mind, but it's me cousin's dog! Gonna charge him £50 when he gets back next week.

 

[sageyefc]

Cyclists, bloody hazards !!

Absolute pond life they are, and they have the cheek to have a go at you. Id love to put a bull bar on the front of my car and ram them