minor things that make you fume

Saturday night out with yer mates.
Having to go to the ATM and some absolute brain donor takes about 10 minutes to get their [Poor language removed] in gear while you are gagging for your first pint.
 

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People who put the " torch " on their phone when in the cinema when finding their seat, going to the toilet or just generally moving around.

It's like having a mini searchlight shone in your face.

Someone's going to end up eating their phone over this .

I'm going to add people in clubs who film on their phone with the torch light on to this.

Yeah mate sound, my eyeballs are like flying saucers, could do with you shining a spotlight right at them for 5 minutes.
 
I'll add another one for today.

The cringefest currently on Facebook/Twitter of people posting pictures of their Dads with 'Happy Father's Day, Dad'. Couldn't you have just given him a card and told him that in person instead of attention seeking?

Most of their Dads are probably not on Facebook/Twitter so what purpose does it serve to say it on there anyway?
 
I'll add another one for today.

The cringefest currently on Facebook/Twitter of people posting pictures of their Dads with 'Happy Father's Day, Dad'. Couldn't you have just given him a card and told him that in person instead of attention seeking?

Most of their Dads are probably not on Facebook/Twitter so what purpose does it serve to say it on there anyway?

Some who post such things do it genuinely, wanting to share a personal moment with their friends & family.

Others do it out of base insecure narcissism, fishing for likes and active buzzwords in the comments box like "wonderful!". Getting them increases levels of serotonin in the brain, which makes the narcissist feel happy and secure.
 

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