minor things that make you fume

[Sapie88]

People on Facebook/Twitter who now have to make a collage of pictures when it is their friends birthday of all the times they have spent together.

Naturally if they have been on holiday this requires another collage of pictures with a caption.

No one is arsed about your life as much as you think they are.

Hahaha this, so much this!

Always captioned with "Happy birthday to my absolute bestie" or words to that effect.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

People who say "criminality" instead of CRIME.

Just boil your heads, you planets.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

My 15 year old lad thinking that wearing a pair of £130 footy boots makes you play better.

 

[TippEverton]

Every contestant ever on that 'deal or no deal' show, subjected to an episode of it earlier, what a bunch of whoppers.

 

[Yorkie]

My 15 year old lad thinking that wearing a pair of £130 footy boots makes you play better.

Placebos work though. Shame they're not £10 Patrick placebos

 

[Yorkie]

Having a night out with somone, drinking the exact same amount and being hungover as hell the next day when they're fine

 

[Sapie88]

Having a night out with somone, drinking the exact same amount and being hungover as hell the next day when they're fine

I honestly don't think I've ever had a hangover.

 

[evertoniandy]

Having a night out with somone, drinking the exact same amount and being hungover as hell the next day when they're fine

Said all my mates, every time. *smugface*

 

[COYBL25]

People who take / make phone calls in the cinema - should be force fed their phone .

 

[Yorkie]

Said all my mates, every time. *smugface*

I honestly don't think I've ever had a hangover.

Pair of jammy tw@s... You'll get them one day.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

People who don't respect the " I've got earphones in trying to concentrate " rule, and speak to you anyway.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who don't respect the " I've got earphones in trying to concentrate " rule, and speak to you anyway.

When you can see someone making a beeline for you from the other side of the office so you put your head down as if to say "I'm concentrating, f*** off!" and they just stand next to you until you lift your head up.

Creepy bastards.

 

[AlE]

People who stand still rather than walk on those flat escalator things at airports. Especially when they don't have any luggage with them.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Checked my phone on the way into work this morning and one of my best mates had sent me a video of him hitting penalties into the Park End goal whilst he was at some kids football training session at Goodison with a younger family member.

As if I wasn't jealous enough, he's a bleeding Kopite.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

when posters give their opinion then describe an action in asterisks afterwards

*runs for cover*