minor things that make you fume

[wandyr79]

SpareRoom.com

More specifically, looking for a room in London. Absolute nightmare.

Try renting in Germany, well where I am anyway. You have to buy the kitchen off most people, just to rent! One girl was told she had to pay for the floor, she asked what if I don't and the reply was that they would just take it with them, absolute craziness.

Went to see one place and they wanted €1500 for the kitchen, then there was the deposit which was 3 months rent, then the commission to the agent (Well done for being able to open a door and tell me that this is a kitchen and this is a bathroom, etc. here is your €1000) and then the first months rent, it was the best part of €6000 even before I touched any keys. I don't want to buy the place just live there for a bit.

Then there was a flat, not a flat share, where the current occupants took my details. Got an email a few days later that they couldn't decide between a few of us so picked straws and I lost. Thanks for messing around with my life with a few different length straws you [Poor language removed]. You are moving out so what the hell has it got to do with you who moves in.

There are so many stories here from all the [Poor language removed] you have to go through just to rent a flat.

 

[bignev23]

"Mums know best" and "mums care most" approaches to advertising for products, food, drink etc for babies and young children as if dads never play a role in this or are hopeless or can't be trusted to know what is best for their children, all very insulting.

A lot of adverts Portray Men like idiots these days in a poor attempt at comedy, It must be something to do with advertisers empowering women Or something. Very annoying.

 

[Baines' left foot]

A lot of adverts Portray Men like idiots these days in a poor attempt at comedy, It must be something to do with advertisers empowering women Or something. Very annoying.

"I'm a strong independent woman who knows exactly what she wants and how to get it. I'm single and happy so you'll have to be amazing to change that".

F*** OFF SPLIT ARSE.

 

[Bungle]

People that try to open my car door when they can clearly see I haven't unlocked it yet, yet continue to stand there pulling the handle.

 

[Sapie88]

People that try to open my car door when they can clearly see I haven't unlocked it yet, yet continue to stand there pulling the handle.

You need to change your dogging sites then.

 

[Bungle]

You need to change your dogging sites then.

I live just down the road from where Paul Ross was banging that other fella in the woods, tells you all you need to know about the dogging sites in my area

 

[Sapie88]

I live just down the road from where Paul Ross was banging that other fella in the woods, tells you all you need to know about the dogging sites in my area

If I'd have known that I would have popped in for a cup of tea.

 

[The Cowboy]

Waking up petrified that you're late for work, before remembering it's the weekend. Those first five seconds of the day are scary though.

Waking up having switched your alarm off 20 mins earlier, and spending the next five seconds staring at the clock hoping it's all just a bad dream and you're not massively late for work.

 

[AdamEFC]

People who are currently marking themselves safe from the Nepal earthquake on Facebook. LEG IT YOU ABSOLUTE BELLS YOU ARE IN LIVERPOOL!

 

[The Cowboy]

People who slam on when turning of a main road without indicating. Boss that.

People who brake on the crest of a hill on a motorway, just in case there might be stationary traffic on the other side. FOOLS!

 

[The Cowboy]

People who are currently marking themselves safe from the Nepal earthquake on Facebook. LEG IT YOU ABSOLUTE BELLS YOU ARE IN LIVERPOOL!

Facebook only makes that available to people who have used FB on a network near the disaster, or have been tagged as being in that place recently. Cut them some slack.

 

[AdamEFC]

Facebook only makes that available to people who have used FB on a network near the disaster, or have been tagged as being in that place recently. Cut them some slack.

How are half the people on my Facebook doing it then as most of them have never left Liverpool.

 

[Sapie88]

People who are currently marking themselves safe from the Nepal earthquake on Facebook. LEG IT YOU ABSOLUTE BELLS YOU ARE IN LIVERPOOL!

Not gonna lie. I did this. I'm hilarious.

 

[AdamEFC]

Not gonna lie. I did this. I'm hilarious.

FUMIN

 

[The Cowboy]

How are half the people on my Facebook doing it then as most of them have never left Liverpool.

Dunno, but that's how Facebook operate that function, apparently. Is there a branch of Kathmandu in Liverpool?