minor things that make you fume

[l4toffee]

Last season in our 0-0 draw away at Selhurst (horrible day, horrible game), they sat in absolute silence for the whole game until about the 92nd minute when they woke up sensing they might actually get a point. Well done.

I was that drunk I went back the pub at half time in that game

 

[COYBL25]

Standing behind someone at a cash machine who then uses the machine for about 50 things. This is made much worse by the fact that the machine is in the wall of a bank and all they had to do was go into the bank .
You can actually feel people in the queue getting wound up.

 

[summerisle]

Politicians saying : 'The British public' in endless interviews, is there any other ? and, 'hard working families' as opposed to the millions of families living the life of Riley.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Queuing up to buy a train ticket at one of those self service machines because the office is closed. The train is due any minute, yet the woman who's ticket has just been dispensed to them decides this would be the perfect time to rearrange her purse. And then her handbag. And then her hair. And then her jacket. GET OUT THE WAY.

 

[Coach]

Rag nails. Where do they come from?

 

[AdamEFC]

People who can't spell the names of our own players.

 

[Ashtonian]

People who can't spell the names of our own players.

when i spell Delofleu right he will sign for us!

 

[blue4eva77]

Queuing up to buy a train ticket at one of those self service machines because the office is closed. The train is due any minute, yet the woman who's ticket has just been dispensed to them decides this would be the perfect time to rearrange her purse. And then her handbag. And then her hair. And then her jacket. GET OUT THE WAY.

This is one of those times where you just have to say something. Explaining politely of course.

Speak up. If she takes offense, you'll never see her again anyway if your next words are a little stronger.

 

[AdamEFC]

when i spell Delofleu right he will sign for us!

FFS that spelling attempt is proper aids, it doesn't even read like his name sounds.

 

[blue4eva77]

People who can't spell the names of our own players.

Its funny because for some reason this reminds me of David Pleat. Absolutely cannot stand when he is co-commentating as he struggles with any foreign name. Adding random letters or taking some away.

 

[Ashtonian]

FFS that spelling attempt is proper aids, it doesn't even read like his name sounds.

Ive never spelt his name right but i will learn when he is home.

Delefeu / Delofleu / Delafleu / Deleufeu

any of them right? haha

 

[Bungle]

People who can't spell the names of our own players.

Along the same lines, Kevin Ratcliffe's attempts at saying Jagielka, I have got wound up by him doing that so much. Yagyelka I think is his most common way of saying it.

 

[AdamEFC]

Ive never spelt his name right but i will learn when he is home.

Delefeu / Delofleu / Delafleu / Deleufeu

any of them right? haha

Deulofeu

 

[AdamEFC]

Along the same lines, Kevin Ratcliffe's attempts at saying Jagielka, I have got wound up by him doing that so much. Yagyelka I think is his most common way of saying it.

His commentary in general is pretty awful.

 

[Sapie88]

Deulofeu

Delfouneso?