minor things that make you fume

rascal · March 31, 2015

I've split my tooth

The Dunc · March 31, 2015

The Cowboy said:
Most baffling thing ever happened in the post office. Woman behind the counter says to the middle-aged customer 'just pop your PIN number in please', and the woman replies 'is that the four or five digit one?'

This was about 5 years ago and I still wonder what on earth she was referring to. 5 digit PIN?

I was queuing behind an old dear last week, she told the cashier in earshot of everybody that she knew her pin was her birthday 1st March 1938 but asked how she should put that in. They worked it out then kindly phoned her daughter to tell her to change it.

COYBL25 · March 31, 2015

The Cowboy said:
Walking into the cubicles in work and finding spots of pee on the seats. I just don't get it at all. Either use the urinal, or sit down. How do these people seem to manage to spill their wee on the seat?

Oh, and worse than that, is the fluff and bum-pubes that you'll occasionally find at the rear edge of the seat, deposited by some rotund chunker. Vomit inducing, that.

It makes you wonder what some peoples homes are like !

summerisle · March 31, 2015

Club biscuits : now minuscule, and where's the chocolate gone ?

Jenks · March 31, 2015

Commentators saying "unlucky" when actually it's almost always the result of poor technique or bad decision-making.

ToffeeDoug · March 31, 2015

summerisle said:
Club biscuits : now minuscule, and where's the chocolate gone ?

When I was a young boy I used to find it hilarious to scoff down a club biscuit and then carefully refold the silver paper and reinsert it in the paper sleeve and put it back in the bikkie tin for others. Snigger!

GwladysBlue · March 31, 2015

ToffeeDoug said:
When I was a young boy I used to find it hilarious to scoff down a club biscuit and then carefully refold the silver paper and reinsert it in the paper sleeve and put it back in the bikkie tin for others. Snigger!

Haha, I used to do this! Same with sweet wrappers from Quality Street, Roses, etc.

GwladysBlue · March 31, 2015

Double.

summerisle · March 31, 2015

ToffeeDoug said:
When I was a young boy I used to find it hilarious to scoff down a club biscuit and then carefully refold the silver paper and reinsert it in the paper sleeve and put it back in the bikkie tin for others. Snigger!

ToffeeDoug · March 31, 2015

summerisle said:
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All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away kit!

evertoniandy · March 31, 2015

cduff said:
Fully agree.
Another one is when you are quietly sat in a (toilet) cubicle in work and someone comes into the next cubicle and sounds like they are wrestling with an octopus. I don't know what they are doing. Kicking the door open. Kicking the lid up. Using 500 sheet of toilet paper. Trying to smash their way out without touching anything with their hands. Apparently I work with these people!

It's when they have audible shits that it gets to me. Especially sloppy ones.