minor things that make you fume



I live in a cul-de-sac which has a single LED lamppost which they’ve managed to position in a way that, at night it shines directly into my bedroom. It doesn’t matter what curtains, masonry or lead shielding I put up the thing is like a neutron star attached to a bunker buster bomb forcing its way into ruining my nights sleep. Just an eruption of totally unnatural ultra white light.

I live in the middle of nowhere, it’s the southern hemisphere so the nights sky is pretty bright anyway. There is no crime, you have to drive everywhere and incredibly your car has headlights so there is absolutely no need for some metaverse Eye of Sauron to be installed there.

I have to wear an eye mask like an old man.
 
KaiserEFC said:
I live in a cul-de-sac which has a single LED lamppost which they’ve managed to position in a way that, at night it shines directly into my bedroom. It doesn’t matter what curtains, masonry or lead shielding I put up the thing is like a neutron star attached to a bunker buster bomb forcing its way into ruining my nights sleep. Just an eruption of totally unnatural ultra white light.

I live in the middle of nowhere, it’s the southern hemisphere so the nights sky is pretty bright anyway. There is no crime, you have to drive everywhere and incredibly your car has headlights so there is absolutely no need for some metaverse Eye of Sauron to be installed there.

I have to wear an eye mask like an old man.
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A BB gun or can of spray paint should solve your issue. Given you're in the middle of nowhere, you're unlikely to be caught and nobody is likely to notice (or care if they're your neighbours).
 

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