minor things that make you fume

[LEONARD]

That maddening beaut contestant on Pointless.

' History is not really my strong point'

'Music is not really my strong point'

'Geography is not really my strong point'

I then shout at the tele, ' you are on a General Knowledge quiz show you freak'

 

[wgtwiddle]

Sellotape. Useless.

 

[LEONARD]

Sellotape. Useless.

Same for 'Super Glue', apart from your fingers, never works on any material or surfaces.

 

[Kurt.]

That maddening beaut contestant on Pointless.

' History is not really my strong point'

'Music is not really my strong point'

'Geography is not really my strong point'

I then shout at the tele, ' you are on a General Knowledge quiz show you freak'

Winds me up no end this …. People go on quiz shows and know literally nothing general knowledge based. Why go on in the first place and embarrass yourself ?

 

[Super Kevin sheedy]

Sellotape. Useless.

That brown tape is even worse

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I had a boss once who used to say “never waste a sick day when you aren’t well” - he was a good boss!

 

[carlos21]

That maddening beaut contestant on Pointless.

' History is not really my strong point'

'Music is not really my strong point'

'Geography is not really my strong point'

I then shout at the tele, ' you are on a General Knowledge quiz show you freak'

Hiya bro.

 

[LEONARD]

Hiya bro.

Afternoon mate.

How's your day going?

 

[carlos21]

Afternoon mate.

How's your day going?

My day is good so far mate what you been upto.

 

[LEONARD]

Nice day so far, popping out now for a coffee and a bit of early Xmas shopping.

Let's hope it's a much needed 3 points for the Toffee's tomorrow night.

 

[carlos21]

Nice day so far, popping out now for a coffee and a bit of early Xmas shopping.

Let's hope it's a much needed 3 points for the Toffee's tomorrow night.

Agreed mate.

 

[Kurt.]

People at petrol pumps who fill their car then go inside to pay but proceed to do their weekly shop inside the shop… whilst leaving their car at the pump whilst you’re in the queue behind them waiting to fuel up.

 

[longers]

Forgetting to put the toilet seat down before taking a dump and thus falling ass first into the toilet.

 

[Rich1878]

Forgetting to put the toilet seat down before taking a dump and thus falling ass first into the toilet.

My missus put the toilet freshener right where ya bits rest the other week.

Sat down, did my thing, then realised a few mins later that I had a wet sensation running down the back of my leg. It had got caught when I pulled my kecks up, and I didn't realise for a fair few mins.

 

[Wat Tyler]

People desperate for likes on YouTube so they comment: “who’s watching in December 2024?”