minor things that make you fume

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The lure of vagina

edit: Sounds like some modern fragrance, The Lure of Vagina, by Armani.

Doesn't age well that fragrance.
When I first got married, I could have ate it.
Now,I wish I had......

 

[chrismpw]

.. what about if you agreed then? Draw up a contract maybe?!

I normally do anything to accommodate her wants and desires (see the kitchen thread) ... but it makes no difference. Her sister has even asked me to do DIY jobs at her house. I've refused, saying l, quite reasonably i think, that she has a husband who is a former RAF engineer ffs. I'm still made to feel "stingy" about it! Nope - I'm drawing a line here.

 

[wgtwiddle]

I wish you well.

To develop a life philosophy re. male/female relationships one need look no further than the female preying mantis and her actions. *

This is at least the wisdom I shall be imparting to my grandson, out of earshot of his mother of course.

* It is codswallop, to some extent, but who cares... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/preymates/

 

[Jimishorts]

Nope - I'm drawing a line here.

Godspeed pal.

 

[longers]

The Gillette theme tune used in their adverts, they've got some new spruced-up version airing at the moment which makes me die inside every time I hear it.

'youuuure the chaaaampiooooooooon'

koff

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

My sister in law telling me her friends left the jacuzzi on while cruising in Barbados for a month in the winter.....

 

[Walken]

Fake aunties and uncles that are just friends of the family, creep af

 

[Rich1878]

The Gillette theme tune used in their adverts, they've got some new spruced-up version airing at the moment which makes me die inside every time I hear it.

'youuuure the chaaaampiooooooooon'

koff

Just seen it!! Dreadful !

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

That Under Armour 'Protect this house' advert. Insufferable american behaviour that they're trying to push on football

 

[Kurt.]

Calvert Lewin

 

[Bungle]

Calvert Lewin

As he ran through clear I just said 'nope' in my head when I realised it was him

 

[Kurt.]

As he ran through clear I just said 'nope' in my head when I realised it was him

I’d already kicked the cat before he trickled the ball straight at the keeper

 

[Bungle]

I’d already kicked the cat before he trickled the ball straight at the keeper

The username makes sense now

 

[Rita_Poon]

I’d already kicked the cat before he trickled the ball straight at the keeper

Did the cat find the corner? (Not in favour of the Zouma's btw)

 

[JimmyJeffers]

‘Asking for a friend ‘