minor things that make you fume


I'm sure it's been mentioned but it's quite topical for me, as it just happened a few hours ago. When people go to a theatre to see a movie and then sits there and talks with their girlfriend through the whole thing. This numnut also kept pointing at things on the screen, as if he'd never seen one of these moving images creations before in his life.
 
The woman in tesco asking me "do I need help with my packing?" To which I reply "no thanks love." As I'm a fully grown male I fancied my chances at packing the bags. How wrong I was! She proceeded at light speed hurdling the items down the till completely overwhelming me with groceries ffs love it's easier to move things to the right than it is to strategically pack your food to ensure nothing is damaged on the commute home slow down ffs!
 

The horrible smackhead who seems to be perpetually stood at the bus-Stop near my place, who, without fail asks me for a light/smoke everytime I walk past, despite the fact I tell him on every f**king occasion that I don't smoke...

He only has 1 leg as well. You'd think at the point your leg has to be chopped off from the hip due to your addiction would be when you'd say to yourself "maybe I should knock this heroin lark on the head"

Not 'Long John Smack-Rat' here, oh no...
 
That horrible spouse accent that now appears to be the choice of the young scallywag

Bumping into the above on holiday, and then, trying to avoid them
 

CahillsCornerFlag said:
When you try and throw some rubbish in the bin from the other side of the room to avoid getting up, and it hits the rim and misses.

Then you begrudgingly have to get up anyway after 5 seconds of swearing under your breath at your misfortune. This is often followed by some additional cursing at the bin for being unreasonable and making you get up and put the rubbish in anyway, despite your usual dead eye throwing accuracy.
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When you miss the bin, or just drop something, and when you bend down to retrieve it, your hand inexplicably decides not to bother grabbing it, leaving you bobbing up and down several times before you finally grab it.
 
Four of us in a room at work, three are hot so we put A/C on. The one who wants it turned off is the guy who is rarely in the room and also wears a jumper. The other three then proceed to lose about 6ibs in weight through perspiration lol
 

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