minor things that make you fume

[Johnniepk]

I always read the side effects.
Dr " you need statins"
Leaflet says " may lose hair and morning wood "
That'll be a no

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The unfunny john bishop being on Saturday Kitchen

 

[efcforever]

Buggered if I know mate. I'm beginning to think society has just become more lazy and selfish.

Sadly I agree.

 

[summerisle]

Barely keep your eyes open, time for bed. Fifteen minutes' later, wide awake and not sleepy at all. Twenty minutes' later, bugger, I'm hungry now.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

It can be reasonable in some circumstances... Not all.

In the leftmost lane on a road with two or more lanes? Yes.
On a single lane road, keeping an eye on the road behind you to make sure you're not inconveniencing anyone? Yes.
At the head of a queue of other drivers, preventing them from driving at a speed higher than your own? No.

People who sit in lane two on the motorway doing 56mph are poison.

Oh definitely people should stay in the speed appropriate lane.

 

[Baines' left foot]

BBC Good Food app is changing to subscription only soon at £24.99 a year or £4.49 a month. Shame as it's one of the few recipe websites that doesn't start each recipe off with a story that nobody wants to read.

 

[WilliamPerry]

trying to grab hold of little chip sticks crisps with my fat sausage fingers. it’s a battle but im in it for the long haul.

 

[wm02]

Writer’s block. Gah!

 

[wandyr79]

BBC Good Food app is changing to subscription only soon at £24.99 a year or £4.49 a month. Shame as it's one of the few recipe websites that doesn't start each recipe off with a story that nobody wants to read.

Yeah, that story telling for 50 paragraphs is pretty annoying. Luckily most pages have a 'jump to recipe' button, which is very handy.

 

[WA Toffee]

BBC website. They are allowed to have ads in overseas countries, and they absolutely take advantage of it.
Every page you go to suddenly has a full screen pop up ad, when you close that the entire right hand side of the page becomes an ad.

 

[PhilM]

BBC website. They are allowed to have ads in overseas countries, and they absolutely take advantage of it.
Every page you go to suddenly has a full screen pop up ad, when you close that the entire right hand side of the page becomes an ad.

ADBlock Plus.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Girls/Women using the bench press stations at the gym to do those stupid hip thrust things.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

BBC website. They are allowed to have ads in overseas countries, and they absolutely take advantage of it.
Every page you go to suddenly has a full screen pop up ad, when you close that the entire right hand side of the page becomes an ad.

I’ve noticed it knackers the loading of the pages often as well.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

One thing that gets my goat is the "Baby on Board" signs in the back window... I mean what are they saying:
- excuse me driving like a Tvat but - "Baby on Board"
- Please don't ram into my car (like anyone would) - "Baby on Board"
- Please try not to make a noise (he is sleeping)when overtaking on the inside because I am driving 10 mph below the speed limit - "Baby on Board"
- I know I am ugly but at least I have had sex - "Baby on Board"

I saw one the other day that said “Grandchild on board” as if the specific nature of the relationship between driver and infant passenger is going to make me reevaluate my driving style.

 

[wandyr79]

People who say 'Happy [insert day of the week]'.

No, funnily enough Tuesday isn't happy for me, you moron. I can just about understand Friday but when it is the start of the day I still have to get through the work part of the day.

Another thing, on a conference call that finishes early some people say 'I will give you 10 minutes of your day back', in my head my response is 'how about the 50 minutes you just wasted of my day, can I get that 'back' instead.