minor things that make you fume

[Gordon Lees Sexy Football]

Every single time I let myself run dry each and every one of my dealers goes AWOL for a few days. Every. Fkn. Time.

Twins right now it seems.

Mine is walking into a seemingly empty takeaway style gaff - because I prefer not to wait- and waiting twenty minutes anyway because everyone in the world bar me orders by MenuLog and Uber Eats apparently.

 

[Graeme Shar-pei]

the pr1ck at the gym who just scraped the side of my sons car, but drove off. it appears they've stopped to wipe off the dust and look at damage too.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Agreeing to bring the Mrs to IKEA in Warrington today ..... da fuq was I thinking

As the old native American proverb says, 'Never judge a man until you've spent an afternoon in IKEA with his wife and mother in law'.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Just had my new leccy bill through for last 12 months..

Kinnell..

Lockdown has made them some dosh that’s for sure. £35 a month extra !!!!

Crisis capitalism is disgusting.

Tbf, normal capitalism is pretty disgusting anyway.

 

[GlosBlue]

Bands that think it's cool to not put any print on their CDs. When the wife jumbles them all up in her special 'put it away in whatever case is nearest' way, it makes it a real ballache working out to whom it belongs without playing it!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Just had my new leccy bill through for last 12 months..

Kinnell..

Lockdown has made them some dosh that’s for sure. £35 a month extra !!!!

I’ve found that some people are tonnes better off from lockdown whereas others have been screwed right over.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Nobhead buyers on Ebay who can't read a listing and decide that something isn't as described based on their laziness and misconceptions.

Despite being extensively and precisely described and meticulously and comprehensively photographed.

 

[degsy]

Nobhead buyers on Ebay who can't read a listing and decide that something isn't as described based on their laziness and misconceptions.

Despite being extensively and precisely described and meticulously and comprehensively photographed.

...and you put PICK UP ONLY in big letters, then they ask - can you deliver.
Then they dont turn up anyway

 

[Johnniepk]

...and you put PICK UP ONLY in big letters, then they ask - can you deliver.
Then they dont turn up anyway

I had a buyer who told the World I charged him £1.70 postage but had only used a £1.40 stamp.

 

[ClausThomsen]

I had a buyer who told the World I charged him £1.70 postage but had only used a £1.40 stamp.

That sort always ignore the packaging element of postage and packaging.

 

[chrismpw]

Step-daughter last week: "we are doing a bbq next week, please come"

That'll be nice. We can go there in the Midget

Today: please bring your gazebo, 4 chairs, potato salad, cake*, 2 toilet rolls, burgers.....

Ffs - who's doing this bbq? Why not just come here?

*the wife, who is a compulsive over-caterer has packed FIVE cakes. There are an expected 10 people at this bbq.

 

[kev]

People who mumble instead of speaking clearly . . . . and then get annoyed because you ask them to repeat what they said..




*cue replies of What? Can you repeat that? etc

 

[Sennott Street]

Caffeine withdrawal headaches.

 

[LEONARD]

People who mumble instead of speaking clearly . . . . and then get annoyed because you ask them to repeat what they said..




*cue replies of What? Can you repeat that? etc

I blame Brando.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I blame Brando.

He could have been a contender.