minor things that make you fume

[Methuselah]

Everyone looks a lot paler, fatter and hairier since March

I looked in the mirror and must agree about 'hairier' but all I could see, other than that, was the usual tanned, highly tuned athlete that I normally see. lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I looked in the mirror and must agree about 'hairier' but all I could see, other than that, was the usual tanned, highly tuned athlete that I normally see. lol

Oi oi! You call a gigolo?!

 

[kev]

This is in the wrong thread really as I am not 'fuming' but I couldn't find a 'Minor things that wreck your head' thread.
For the first time in months, I took a brief look into the current affairs forum and had a quick skim through a few pages of the coronavirus thread.

 

[Methuselah]

Having been retired for 20 years with a clockwork 'getting up' time of 8.30 am, I was rudely awakened this morning at 7.15am by the phone ringing. Fortunately, we have an extension next to the bed. It was Amazon about a transaction.

 

[verreauxi]

Started to notice that numerous appliances now come with a remote control. Why do I need a humidifier to have a remote control? Reminds me of awhile back my buddy had a car stereo...and it had a remote control!

 

[chrismpw]

Started to notice that numerous appliances now come with a remote control. Why do I need a humidifier to have a remote control? Reminds me of awhile back my buddy had a car stereo...and it had a remote control!

I had a sat nav with remote control. A hand held satnav.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Cutting gift wrap a quarter inch short on the long seam and the box is completely the opposite colour of the wrap, so you can't hide it...koff

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

The vulnerability of zips, especially when considering luggage and the false sense of security that we have been sold!

Look at this!

 

[Kurt.]

Fur babies..... da fuq is a fur baby ? It’s a dog ffs .... take the clothes off it, stick it on a lead and walk it

 

[chrismpw]

Our Christmas has just been cancelled. The missus was looking forward to us heading off to her daughter's as she hosts with her inlaws too. I was a bit reticent since the inlaws run their own business involving plumbing and have been a bit lapse , shall we put it, with biosecurity during the lockdown as - well money is king is it not?

Anyhow one of the employees came around to the daughters house last night (works with her husband in the family firm) and after an hour or so sat in their lounge (justified by being in the same work bubble) casually mentioned that his dad (who he lives with) had just tested positive.

Unbefrickinglievable how utterly stupid some people are.

Reticence justified. Bit of a relief actually as it saved a hard decision telling the missus that it was a bad, bad idea to go.

Learned today that after being roundly bollocked by my son-in-law for being a tit like this, the lad invited a friend over to stay. When the friends parents found out they refused to let their son come home for Christmas day and so he had to stay in a travel lodge.

So having ruined two families Christmases you'd think he might have learned something. Apparently not as I've just been told he's inviting a bunch of mates around his plague house for New Years eve.

In a totally lawless society I would solve the problem of these thick, selfish genes with either a stubnose revolver at close range, or if I were feeling generous, a tight elastic band around the scrotum.

 

[chrismpw]

The vulnerability of zips, especially when considering luggage and the false sense of security that we have been sold!

Look at this!

There was a zip involved in that vid?

 

[LEONARD]

I had a sat nav with remote control. A hand held satnav.

Our sat nav translates Saughall Massie, as 'Soggy Nappies'.

 

[Tree13]

Learned today that after being roundly bollocked by my son-in-law for being a tit like this, the lad invited a friend over to stay. When the friends parents found out they refused to let their son come home for Christmas day and so he had to stay in a travel lodge.

So having ruined two families Christmases you'd think he might have learned something. Apparently not as I've just been told he's inviting a bunch of mates around his plague house for New Years eve.

In a totally lawless society I would solve the problem of these thick, selfish genes with either a stubnose revolver at close range, or if I were feeling generous, a tight elastic band around the scrotum.

Son-in-law given any thought to reporting said window-licker to the fuzz?

 

[summerisle]

Fireworks starting at 6.00 pm and continuing annoyingly.

 

[PITA]

Ordered a Chinese at 6:20. Still waiting!