minor things that make you fume

[Nymzee]

Have you tried Red Bull?

Not once.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Not once.

Why not?

 

[Nymzee]

Why not?

Because I’ve tried Monster once and deduced all energy drinks are foul.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Because I’ve tried Monster once and deduced all energy drinks are foul.

Well i can't argue with that although my range is limited.

I remember going through a phase of drinking TVR (tequila, vodka, red bull) but i gave it up because i was a complete maniac. Charming but a maniac.

 

[AncelottLee]

Kopites calling their players by their first names. You don’t know ‘Trent’ you massive virgins.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Kopites calling their players by their first names. You don’t know ‘Trent’ you massive virgins.

Infinitely more annoying when it's commentators doing it.

 

[AncelottLee]

Infinitely more annoying when it's commentators doing it.

Definitely mate. It makes me cringe.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

My flatmate"s girlfriend.

I've told her before that Saturday morning is not an appropriate time for a cleaner to come round.

 

[Gwladysover]

Just back from trip to supermarket, everyone preparing for the apocalypse! Bloke had trolley full of bottled water - I didn’t know they were planning to turn off the taps - and does anyone really need 40 cans of baked beans.? You can supply your own jokes.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Just back from trip to supermarket, everyone preparing for the apocalypse! Bloke had trolley full of bottled water - I didn’t know they were planning to turn off the taps - and does anyone really need 40 cans of baked beans.? You can supply your own jokes.

I literally haven't got any food in the house.

I've ate my lump of cheese and leftover curry.

I found a can of desperado so I'm having that.

 

[degsy]

7yr old has been looking forward to her school friends birthday party all week (Q; what do you want when its your birthday Georgie? A; Cake) any way the party got cancelled 3 hrs before - The Virus - yet all the kids were in the classroom together on Friday and they'll all be there on Monday.
Shes not a happy camper.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

When you ask for Guinness and the bar staff automatically give you Extra cold.

Stout should be served 13 degrees I.E celler temp.

Shout shouldn't be cold!! Arghhhhhh

Sorry.

 

[GwladysBlue]

The people who run football club’s social media platforms. Not funny and usually cringeworthy.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I literally haven't got any food in the house.

I've ate my lump of cheese and leftover curry.

I found a can of desperado so I'm having that.

A new low

 

[Mcdrewson]

Infinitely more annoying when it's commentators doing it.

Or when commentators used to say “Sir Alec” rather than “Sir Alex”. Or “Plum-nosed, Scots spam javelin”.