minor things that make you fume

There’s nothing I hate more than airports.

Extortionate prices
Queuing
Going through security and your bag going to the swab and search lane (extra 20 minutes waiting)
Being there hours before
Rude people everywhere
People trying jump the que and get on the plane ASAP (You’ve got a seat number you ‘kin’ helmet) it doesn’t matter if your first or last on.
Some of the main reasons I choose not to fly.
 
There’s nothing I hate more than airports.

Extortionate prices
Queuing
Going through security and your bag going to the swab and search lane (extra 20 minutes waiting)
Being there hours before
Rude people everywhere
People trying jump the que and get on the plane ASAP (You’ve got a seat number you ‘kin’ helmet) it doesn’t matter if your first or last on.
I do like it when people rush to get off and then you all end up in a shuttle bus together. Small wins
 
There’s nothing I hate more than airports.

Extortionate prices
Queuing
Going through security and your bag going to the swab and search lane (extra 20 minutes waiting)
Being there hours before
Rude people everywhere
People trying jump the que and get on the plane ASAP (You’ve got a seat number you ‘kin’ helmet) it doesn’t matter if your first or last on.
Airport car parks which are 15 mins walk from the terminal with no directions whatsoever.
 
There’s nothing I hate more than airports.

Extortionate prices
Queuing
Going through security and your bag going to the swab and search lane (extra 20 minutes waiting)
Being there hours before
Rude people everywhere
People trying jump the que and get on the plane ASAP (You’ve got a seat number you ‘kin’ helmet) it doesn’t matter if your first or last on.


Always think that satan has probably picked up some design tips from airports. Terrible places. And always so warm!
 

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