minor things that make you fume

Scousers whose every fourth word is 'lad'. It's so unintelligent and completely annoys me. Being near to a gang of them all 'ladding' away is just appalling.
Similarly, people (usually youngsters) who finish practically every sentence with "like." Makes them sound like halfwits. Overheard a conversation the other day and this woman's sentence was, "And I was like (she gives a stunned facial expression) and she was like (cue another stunned facial expression). Yer know warra mean, like?"

Sometimes I despair for humanity.
 
Similarly, people (usually youngsters) who finish practically every sentence with "like." Makes them sound like halfwits. Overheard a conversation the other day and this woman's sentence was, "And I was like (she gives a stunned facial expression) and she was like (cue another stunned facial expression). Yer know warra mean, like?"

Sometimes I despair for humanity.
I know what you mean like
 
Similarly, people (usually youngsters) who finish practically every sentence with "like." Makes them sound like halfwits. Overheard a conversation the other day and this woman's sentence was, "And I was like (she gives a stunned facial expression) and she was like (cue another stunned facial expression). Yer know warra mean, like?"

Sometimes I despair for humanity.
De do do dont de doe
 
That one bell end of a kopite in work who since 8 AM has sang 'were gonna win the league' 'simply the best' and 'you'll never walk alone' asked did I watch 'the mighty's' last night and there's still time to change clubs

I did ask him if it was cold there last night but ofcourse the tit was sat in his house with his slippers on watching it
 
That one bell end of a kopite in work who since 8 AM has sang 'were gonna win the league' 'simply the best' and 'you'll never walk alone' asked did I watch 'the mighty's' last night and there's still time to change clubs

I did ask him if it was cold there last night but ofcourse the tit was sat in his house with his slippers on watching it


Sackable offence, that.
 
Similarly, people (usually youngsters) who finish practically every sentence with "like." Makes them sound like halfwits. Overheard a conversation the other day and this woman's sentence was, "And I was like (she gives a stunned facial expression) and she was like (cue another stunned facial expression). Yer know warra mean, like?"

Sometimes I despair for humanity.
Some folk seem to wallow in their pure ignorance. It shines through in the way they talk, their bad manners and their hideous appearance.
 

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