minor things that make you fume

Prius drivers. Thanks for being amazing and saving the world from pollution single-handedly but stop driving either super slow or pulling maneuvers that a 3 year old would do. Kisses.
I enjoy pointing out to them that the initial manufacture of a car generates more than 50% of the environmental damage attributable to a vehicle over its lifetime. And that their funny little clown car has no resale value.
 
Cars in slow moving traffic who drive onto pedestrian crossings rather than just holding back. Then stare blankly ahead when the green man pops up, as if they're absolutely not getting in everyone's way.

Should be legal to kick their car on the way past.
Pedestrians who are too lazy to dodge in between traffic like a live-action version of Frogger.

Should get a prize for running them over.
 
Ya big baby. It's just some sniffles.

*notices Christmasy avatar*

You poor dear. I hope your misses cares for you properly while you're so very ill. If not, you let me know. I'll set her straight!
And I've still gone to work.

I'm a brave little soldier.


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