Yeah I’ve been warned about getting carried away in the states. It’s easier over here.once did that driving from Charlotte NC to DC - guy overtook me eventually and pointed a handgun at me through the rolled down passenger window
minor things that make you fume
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roydo
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People.
Phone call earlier.
"Hi, I have had an email saying a package was left in a safe place today, but there is no parcel and no card"
"Ok. Whats the address?"
"4 Divvy Street"
"I didnt deliver there today. Whats your name?"
"Mr Idiot"
"Oh.Thats odd. I did deliver a parcel for a Mrs Idiot at 11 Clueless Way earlier"
"Oh fine. Thats my mums place. I addressed it to be delivered there, but why did I get an email but no card through my door?"
Phone call earlier.
"Hi, I have had an email saying a package was left in a safe place today, but there is no parcel and no card"
"Ok. Whats the address?"
"4 Divvy Street"
"I didnt deliver there today. Whats your name?"
"Mr Idiot"
"Oh.Thats odd. I did deliver a parcel for a Mrs Idiot at 11 Clueless Way earlier"
"Oh fine. Thats my mums place. I addressed it to be delivered there, but why did I get an email but no card through my door?"
Cripes. Bad fume day for me.
Just applied some cream on me leg cos it got a bit crappy. (Prescribed stuff).
Its made me flammable ffs!
"Stay away from fires and flames after application"
Mrs R is a smoker and we cook on gas rings!!
Staying away from fires and flames seems to be good advice in any situation but particularly next Tuesday.
I wondered what Allardyce was up to these days lol
Jamo Martinez
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The complete overuse of the word 'bottle' when any team/individual loses a Sports contest they conceivably could or even should have won.
Whatsapp groups. I’ve muted them but I’m still getting messages for a few groups that I was added to. Don’t want to look like a sour puss by leaving them though. I don’t even know a load of the people.
We got a new cooker soft rs me mistakenly put it on,there was a microfibre cloth on it stuck to the hot plate
it's a right mess any ideas how to get it off the missus isn't amused
it's a right mess any ideas how to get it off the missus isn't amused
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
gonetomorrow
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Sorry to laugh. I would lay a wet dishcloth or towel over it and leave it for an hour or so. Allow the mess to soak up and soften a bit. Then it might come off if gently rubbed.We got a new cooker soft rs me mistakenly put it on,there was a microfibre cloth on it stuck to the hot plate
it's a right mess any ideas how to get it off the missus isn't amused
Hard to say without seeing the extent of the damage. I suppose the insurance might be worth a call.
We got a new cooker soft rs me mistakenly put it on,there was a microfibre cloth on it stuck to the hot plate
it's a right mess any ideas how to get it off the missus isn't amused
WD40. . . . . . or sawdust. . . . . . or try turning it off then on again. Your welcome
Looks like a call to the insurance
gonetomorrow
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That doesn't look too bad. Keep it moist though. If you're scraping off the substance make sure you're using a wooden or plastic edge - not metal.
I'd have some chocolates and flowers on hand too in case the operation leaves a stain! Hopefully, with use, the surface will recover and it shouldn't affect the functioning of the appliance anyway.